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jlf1961 -> A few more things that bug me.... (2/18/2014 5:55:26 PM)
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People who ask "are you there?" Hell no I aint there, I am here, you are there!
How do we know that everything that has happened to us since the first day of school is real? I mean how do we know we aint dreaming this shit?
You only live once. The same person then will ask. "What did I do in a past life to deserve this?" Make up your fucking mind.
You will be in your skin for your entire life, get used to being in it. First, how do we know it is our skin? it might be recycled you know.
How do we know that all of creation is not some chunk of elaborate software and we are actually The SIMS 590.1?
For that matter, how do we know we aren't in the Matrix?
I live in a landlocked area a good 7 hours from the nearest harbor, how the fuck can I be waiting for my ship to come in?
Why do dogs and cats insist on being in the bathroom with you when you are taking a dump?
Why the fuck do women believe that their mates are mind readers? I hear married men complain about this and lesbians say this about their partners. WTF? If I could read minds, do you really think I would have been married 4 times?
Who told politicians I was one of their "fellow Americans?" Most politicians are relatively wealthy, have tax fueled expense accounts, free air fare and last but not least, a staff to keep them out of trouble. Not me, I live in a house, drive a 5 year old grand am, or a 9 year old pickup. And I dont have a tax fueled expense account. Hell I dont think I am one of the "99%" I mean a lot of those people are bat shit crazy.
Good things come to those who wait. Look I have been waiting to win the big lotto jackpot for years, when will it be my fucking time?
The bigger they are the harder they fall, bullshit. Look when he lay a hay maker on square on the chin of a guy who looks at you and smiles, he aint going to be the one falling.
Feel free to add to these, I am sure I missed some.
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