ExiledTyrant
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Joined: 12/9/2013 From: Exiled Status: offline
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So here's the thing... (Ha, I know that cheeses one of you off, but I can't remember who... But if it's who I think it is, don't give her gummie bears) I was talking on the other side, can't mention names or nuthin, with this saucy tart of a cheeky Brit, and we were discussing "creepers". Of course this all amalgamated with what's going on in another thread. But I've got a good visual of the creeper me and said saucy tart was cmaiing about, and I'd love for you all to come and give me your "creeper" as seen in your horror filled nightmares. The Creeper He wears a wife beater, a ball cap, and a belt buckle that says "Sophisticated (against TOS)" but the belt buckle lies under his enormous gut. He lives in a mobile home, his sofa is on the lawn, as well as his tv surrounded by bear cans. He has several pit bulls roaming the yard, but a proper chain-link kennel in the back where he keeps his latest acquisition. The pit bulls are not for home security, they are to ensure you do not escape. During your "training" sessions, he often says "let's getter done!" While hitting you with a cattle prod. So, no holds barred, tell me about your "Creeper".
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Gnothi Seauton To lead, first follow: Aurelius, Epictetus, Descartes, Sun Tzu, to name a few. Semper fidelis (which sometimes feels like a burden)
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