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ARIES83 -> RE: Unusual standards required by male doms (2/20/2014 9:23:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 quote: ORIGINAL: ARIES83 The money part I can see being reasonable to put in somewhere... There are a lots scammers out there and I can see how it would be annoying to try and connect with someone only to findout you've be investing yourself in a fake, waste of time. Or someone looking for a free ride. The other things though... Well, they are all things I would want to... But to actually state those are requirements... Where are they picking up dates? The ghetto? I kinda want to put "Don't Be Ghetto!" On my profile now![:D] How about changing that to "Don't be trash"? [sm=biggrin.gif] [image]local://upfiles/1436815/46F099FAFB23475ABA852A70E5990C8A.jpg[/image]

DesFIP -> RE: Unusual standards required by male doms (2/20/2014 11:36:28 AM)
Besides the kind of people who act like trash wouldn't self identify as such. Nor do they read profiles.

hlen5 -> RE: Unusual standards required by male doms (2/20/2014 4:11:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ARIES83 [image]local://upfiles/1436815/46F099FAFB23475ABA852A70E5990C8A.jpg[/image] I get that same confused look myself when I hear people talking about how they spend their money!!

MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: Unusual standards required by male doms (2/20/2014 4:28:55 PM)
I am a video game addict (good thing, because I met three of My subs this way), I have a collection of comic books (all bagged, boarded, and boxed in acid-free), several decks of the original Magic card game, and a collection of various action figures from comics, movies, and video games (all still in their original packaging, because to remove them would make them WOOOOOORTHLESSS) As a kid I was never in Girl Scouts (I thought it was stupidly old-fashioned to be taught how to cook spaghetti and cake on a campfire) but I wanted to join BoyScouts instead because HELL...they get to carry jackknives and play with FIRE! (well, I carried a jackknife anyhow, screw the rules) quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessManko quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 I think my requirements are completely within reason. quote: Requirements for subs or slaves seeking consideration 1) DNA sample to prove what species you are (wouldnt want to hook up with the wrong species of aliens, it could get me executed by my superiors.) 2) Video of your reaction to catnip (must make sure you have not been placed under the control of Felus Catus) 3) MRI and CT scan to make sure you are a biological lifeform and not an android. 4) Birth Certificate to prove what country and planet you were born on, see number one for reasons. 5) A cross section of your femur so that I can verify age (gotta count the rings) 6) A recent IQ test to verify that you are smarter than the average rock. 7) Upon meeting in person, you have to agree to a EEG and EKG to make sure you are not a zombie or any other form of undead. 8) Current psych eval, need to make sure you are not crazier than I am. 9) List of any subversive organizations you may have had contact with in highschool, FFA, FHA, ACA, Girl Scouts etc. 10) Current list of comics, anime, manga, and favorite super heroes. LMAO! This guy is amazing. :) LOVE it! PS: I do watch anime, hopefully I'm still one of the cool kids. And if not, then you should see my sis and her hubby's floor to ceiling comic book collection. ;)

DomKen -> RE: Unusual standards required by male doms (2/20/2014 4:36:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS I am a video game addict (good thing, because I met three of My subs this way), I have a collection of comic books (all bagged, boarded, and boxed in acid-free), several decks of the original Magic card game, and a collection of various action figures from comics, movies, and video games (all still in their original packaging, because to remove them would make them WOOOOOORTHLESSS) I think I'm in love.

littlewonder -> RE: Unusual standards required by male doms (2/20/2014 6:41:17 PM)
Well since I've met TONS of males from online where I had to specify such things in my profiles or talking to them, that I have no doubt that there are females out there who are the same. Actually, being I ran a dungeon for awhile I can tell you, it's just as common.....unfortunately. [:'(]

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Unusual standards required by male doms (2/20/2014 6:44:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 I think my requirements are completely within reason. quote: Requirements for subs or slaves seeking consideration 1) DNA sample to prove what species you are (wouldnt want to hook up with the wrong species of aliens, it could get me executed by my superiors.) 2) Video of your reaction to catnip (must make sure you have not been placed under the control of Felus Catus) 3) MRI and CT scan to make sure you are a biological lifeform and not an android. 4) Birth Certificate to prove what country and planet you were born on, see number one for reasons. 5) A cross section of your femur so that I can verify age (gotta count the rings) 6) A recent IQ test to verify that you are smarter than the average rock. 7) Upon meeting in person, you have to agree to a EEG and EKG to make sure you are not a zombie or any other form of undead. 8) Current psych eval, need to make sure you are not crazier than I am. 9) List of any subversive organizations you may have had contact with in highschool, FFA, FHA, ACA, Girl Scouts etc. 10) Current list of comics, anime, manga, and favorite super heroes. JLF you didn't mention eggs. Haven't you ever read the "Tap, tap, tap" thread?

jlf1961 -> RE: Unusual standards required by male doms (2/20/2014 6:52:29 PM)
Never heard of the tap tap tap thread. When I think of "tap tap tap" the first image that comes to mind is foghorn leghorn tapping on a land mine.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Unusual standards required by male doms (2/20/2014 6:58:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Never heard of the tap tap tap thread. When I think of "tap tap tap" the first image that comes to mind is foghorn leghorn tapping on a land mine. chuckles Here it is. http://www.collarchat.com/m_790885/mpage_1/tm.htm

ARIES83 -> RE: Unusual standards required by male doms (2/20/2014 7:49:36 PM)
In Australia we call trash, "Derros"... It's one of those things I don't think you can change about a person... We need a checklist on the profile. To anyone reading this. 1. If your baby accidentally burn itself on your cigarette... You could be derro. 2. If you have a lounge on your front veranda, you could be derro. 3. If you or your significant other are having car problems because one of you tried to either make the car go faster or sound better. You may be derro. Three strikes and your out. I am attracted to women with a bit of class. It seems to be one of those things you just get... You can't really give people class, just like I don't think you can take the derro out of a person. Well in my experience anyway... And I am sorry to say I have a lot of experience.[&:]

anniezz338 -> RE: Unusual standards required by male doms (2/20/2014 8:12:35 PM)
I met someone once that had dirt under his fingernails and had no sense of humor that I could see. It made me think he could not possibly be serious about getting to know each other. And I know I wasn't after seeing the fingernails. But I did not put it in my profile. I didn't want to give them any ideas.

smileforme50 -> RE: Unusual standards required by male doms (2/20/2014 8:26:14 PM)
Ok....I think i need an Australian-to-U.S. interpretation.... "2. If you have a lounge on your front veranda, you could be derro. " By "lounge"....are you talking about a piece of upholstered furniture that is meant to be indoors in the living room? Not a lounging piece of outdor lawn furniture....? But funny you should mention it, because the people who live downstairs from me have a reclining love seat on their balcony. All I keep thinking about it what that thing must be like when it rains....yuck.

ARIES83 -> RE: Unusual standards required by male doms (2/20/2014 8:38:57 PM)
"2. If you have a lounge on your front veranda, you could be derro. " Translation "2. If you have a couch on your front porch, you could be trash." [8D]

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