RemoteUser -> RE: Solution to the Problems with American Government (2/22/2014 5:28:49 PM)
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961 At 3 Am this morning, a couple of neighbors decided to raise hell (a few coyotes were howling,) which in turn woke up the dogs, who had to raise hell about the neighbors, which of course woke me up. Now everyone knows that cognitive thought at 3AM is not exactly anyone's best ability when woke from a sound sleep, but I had a EUREKA moment. This is what I came up with to solve our problems in the US. 1) First we annex to Canada. We issue health care to every citizen, and put propaganda in every home with indecent media-controlled television. 2) We sit around at Tim Horton's with the elderly, who are determined to tell you how to vote. 3) Every citizen votes on every item that comes up that needs a national vote. Failure to vote means that you are subjected to bitching sessions at water coolers and have rotten legislation thrown at you. I don't think this will last long, maybe a couple of months, then we go back to the system we have now, and everyone can quit bitchin about the government. If the common citizen is not willing to be more Canadian, then they can shut the fuck up, eh. I fixed it for you.
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