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New Game for the Spelling/Grammar Nuts - 3/7/2014 3:57:11 AM

TieMeInKnottss

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Something I do for my own perverse enjoyment....I have now turned into a game.
Below is an email I received on a different site; it is a profile but there is no identifying info....

How Many Spelling and Grammar Errors Can You Identify? "Rolling" mistakes only count once (ie...Using "U" for "you", using "your" for
"You're" constantly only gets credit once)
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1st: I'm looking for a TPE & a very Strict Dungeon DOM !! 2nd: I looking 4 a woman who will: MAKE ME"WANT U"! MAKE ME CANT WAIT TO HAVE U; AND USE EVERY INCH OF UR FEMINE BODY; and Every Way A Man and Women Can!!!! And, I'm Closer to u than u Think!!! However! "I Apologize to all women as I do not have any photo's of Me"! Very, very sorry! STRICKLY TO THE ADULT WOMEN: IF U HAVE FANTASY'S WHICH HAVE GONE UN-FOR FILLED? IM COMPLETE PRIVACY AND UTMOST DISCRETION u MAY FEEL FREE TO BRING THEM HERE. ABSOLUTELY ""ANYTHING"" SAID BETWEEN u AND I, WILL ''ONLY BE BETWEEN u AND I. IN COMPLETE AND HONEST SECRET ICY !!!!!! HONEST!!! However, As I have stated: I'm returning from the reality of being a Inner City Teach and operating as a Encouraging; supportive, Helpful Daily Adult Male; I'am turning to being a Much Harsher/Demanding MAN giving orders and expecting to have them followed exactly MY expectation. Thus, IF u r looking at something other? IT's Not Me ! I'm spending so much time reading;; "allot"!!! These r different types of Literature. I'm really looking to begin by just having conversations via the phone, with NSA. And also, Ladies: u "Standard Members" can send Me a Email on My dime!!! So, please feel free to do so!! I'm a very average American Guy, s very, very "Matter of Fact Man", type of Guy!! I do believe and very, very strong believer in the 3 "Safe Words": Red, Yellow, and Green! Also, If u read the web site "Literotica", u should read: "Worship His Cock"; first! Then also, see the Interracial, autobiographical, DVD/movie "The Lover"! I think u will enjoy them both and together We can then talk and share thoughts. How I got here:(?) "I was taught the Life Style" from 3 different women, years ago. And that; And keeping the status as I have experienced/been taught it. "However, If u Do That Again, I "Will" Have To Spank u ! And, thus, I have found that "Every" women sub's, is completely different. Especially women who have already been a "Long Term Sub"! She and I Must re-learn new boundaries; wishes, desires, whats safe, etc. Yes! I have experience, however, u are a completely different life story. And, being a Male DOM requires a lot of MY Male Concentration and Male Energy So, IF u want to feel My "Whip" or Firm Hands upon ur body? Pls,,,,Lets Start just by Talking on the phone. That 1 to 1 connection via the phone is a Great place to begin !!! PS: Im Masters Educated. Again, I Love the Arts and Read Allot of "good Literature". Love "a Women who can Ballroom Dance". And I have been a Editor for women writers on the web site "Literotica"! In My spare time Im studying/reading music ((it's like a 2nd language)) Maybe some day I will play? Doe that sound like a ""Over The Top"(?) harful/approach? IF So ? Pls lets talk !!!!

My Ideal Person
Healthy and Fit; and for Real Adult Fem. Ready and willing to Submit. Have learned from much "Experience" that women are "Most" Honest when they are completely striped and nude in front of Me!

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RE: New Game for the Spelling/Grammar Nuts - 3/7/2014 4:03:53 AM

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Didn't count: but the thought of him being "a Editor" of any kind is what really brings on the shudders.

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RE: New Game for the Spelling/Grammar Nuts - 3/7/2014 4:12:34 AM

DaddySatyr

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I'm just going to bash a few of them (because my head is starting to hurt):

1) use of "4" instead of "for".
2) MAKE ME"WANT U"! MAKE ME CANT WAIT TO HAVE U; AND USE EVERY INCH OF UR FEMINE BODY; and Every Way A Man and Women Can!!!! (forgetting the use of caps lock) should be: "Make me 'want you'; make me (unable to) can't wait to have you and use every inch of your feminine body (in) every way a man and woman can"
3) And, I'm Closer to u than u Think!!! However! "I Apologize to all women as I do not have any photo's of Me"! Very, very sorry! Usually, one shouldn't start a sentence with a conjunction so ... "I'm closer than you think. However (not a sentence), 'I apologize to all women as I do not have any photos of me' ("photos" is the plural, if we're not counting badly abbreviated words. The fact that that whole bit is in quotations either tells me he doesn't mean it or it's over-use of quotations)
4) STRICKLY TO THE ADULT WOMEN: IF U HAVE FANTASY'S WHICH HAVE GONE UN-FOR FILLED? IM COMPLETE PRIVACY AND UTMOST DISCRETION u MAY FEEL FREE TO BRING THEM HERE. ABSOLUTELY ""ANYTHING"" SAID BETWEEN u AND I, WILL ''ONLY BE BETWEEN u AND I. IN COMPLETE AND HONEST SECRET ICY !!!!!! HONEST!!! Where do I start, here? Do I really have to keep doing this? should be "Strictly to the adult women: if you have fantasies which have gone un-fulfilled, (This is a complete re-write) complete privacy and discretion are guaranteed. Feel free to bring them here. Absolutely anything (the quotations scare me here, too) said between you and me will be only between you and me; in complete and honest secrecy" (Honest secrecy? Really)

I'm sorry. This really is making my head hurt. I'd have deleted it before the second sentence.

I got 11 in just the first four "sentences"?

< Message edited by DaddySatyr -- 3/7/2014 4:17:14 AM >

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