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CatharsisKentUK -> I have never... (3/16/2014 12:07:05 PM)
With this game, you answer whether you have ever done the last thing posted. Then you write your own 'I have never...' Bonus points if your 'I have never...' is kinky or just plain unusual. Bonus points also for humourous or embarrassing anecdotes! For example: quote: I have never had sex on the beach. quote: Only if you count the cocktail. I have never exposed myself in public. And so on and so forth. Enjoy!

CatharsisKentUK -> RE: I have never... (3/16/2014 12:08:28 PM)
So... I have never given someone oral sex while they were driving.

LadyMondenschein -> RE: I have never... (3/16/2014 12:33:24 PM)
Now that would be a fun time; truly trying to explain how the accident happened to the responding police officer. And if he were to respond in the normal way, then the next thing to say would be, i have never engaged in sex with an officer of the law whilst trying to get out having a ticket written to me for reckless driving simply because I was feeling up my boyfriend while he was driving. I have never been pulled over for titillating myself whilst in the act of driving, but The person who answers after me might have. hee hee hee

CatharsisKentUK -> RE: I have never... (3/16/2014 1:22:54 PM)
Well it would be something if I had, because I've never even had a licence! I have never joined the mile high club.

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