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Little Johnny - 7/8/2006 8:43:11 PM

Irishblu

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A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a
mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already
have.

He explains, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can
enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse."

Little Johnny stands up and says, "Professor, either you don't know how

to fuck, or I don't know how to shit."

***don't ask me why, this just hit my funny bone***
Be safe and be well,
irish

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RE: Little Johnny - 7/8/2006 9:55:10 PM

litleone8620

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For their 60th wedding anniversary, a couple went to the same hotel they stayed at for their honeymoon.

The wife gets undressed and stands proudly in front of her husband.

"Do you remember what you said to me 60 years ago when i stood in front of you naked?" She asked him.

"Yes. I told you i was going to suck your tits dry and fuck your brains out." He replied.

"What do you think of me now?" She asked.

The husband looked her over and replied: "I think i did a damn good job of it."

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RE: Little Johnny - 7/22/2006 10:53:16 PM

tpas69

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both of those were good but what if we mixed them together hmmmm

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