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Learning To Text - 4/22/2014 6:17:44 PM

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LOVE......has no boundaries.

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

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