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RE: The Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Is ...? - 9/6/2014 5:37:05 PM

MysticFireTopaz

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Patty and Susie were two friends who lived in rural Appalachia. One day, Susie inherited some money and took a trip to California. After her return, she was telling her friend about it.

Susie: "Patty, in California they have men that kiss other men."

Patty: "What do they call those?"

Susie: "They call them homosexuals. And they also have men that are dressed up as women."

Patty: "And what do they call those?"

Susie: "They call them transvestites. And guess what?"

Patty: "What?"

Susie: "They also have men who like to lick women's private parts."

Patty: <gasps>. "They do? And what do they call those?"

Susie: "Well, after I caught my breath, I called him 'precious'."

< Message edited by MysticFireTopaz -- 9/6/2014 5:38:22 PM >

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