Emperor1956 -> RE: Do we really need men? (7/10/2006 9:38:08 PM)
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A long omnibus post in which I try to give certain people what they deserve (just call Me Mr. Karma). 1. We start with brissub, who graces us with his first post ever: quote:
This thread really is unbelievable. Do you people even think before you type? I think the real question is, once we have enough eggs in freezers, do we really need women? Women only enjoy the lifestyle and options they have in this day and age because of men. If women ran the world we'd still be searching for the wheel. Simply NOT TRUE. If women ran the world, we'd have the wheel. It would be immaculate, well styled, and run smoothly without needing to be fixed in any way that would break a nail. And we'd know where to ride it, because they ask for directions! It would however roll backwards with a loud, angry noise leaving us poor men stranded and totally confused 3-5 days every month. 2. quote:
MisSuz: The trick is to aim with your fingers and remember to push at the end of the stream. Wipe as usual. It's doable, very doable, and only takes a little practice. Ah but we (men) don't NEED no stinkin' instructions, miss. It just comes about naturally. From my days in the courtroom: Q: Did the urine taken from the Defendant show signs of cocaine use? A: Yes it did. Q: And are you qualified to give a urine sample, Doctor? A: Yes I am, and have been since early childhood. 3. quote:
caretakr gave me the creeps with: Taking this to it's logical conclusion.....let's just reengineer humans to be androgynous, sexless entities-do away with sex alltogether. Everyone would be equal, and everyone would be the same. And we'd all look like barbie and ken...god I'm gonna have smooth pink plastic nightmares AGAIN tonight! 4. quote:
Stef: It's a pity that more men don't choose to actually use this awesome power. [;)] ~stef MY GOD, I THINK I'VE BEEN KINKED OUT! I LOVE IT. 5. And now we get serious with KarbonCopy. all I can say is quote:
Or mabey living in Canada has spoiled me. Or maybe vice-versa. 6. Per TNstepsout: quote:
Well yes, of COURSE women dress up to impress other women, men could care less! I could spend hours buying the perfect wonderful outfit, just the right color to match my skin tone and cut to accentuate my figure, get my nails and hair done etc... but if I looked really, REALLY great, the best I could hope for is that it would make him imagine me naked. *sigh* This is SO wrong, miss! You don't understand that men adore looking at you all dressed up so nicely, we admire how you coordinate colors, we absolutely are in awe of how your dress flatters your figure, and how your shoes make the outfit. we respect the hours of effort you put into assembing the perfect outfit. And when you all go off to the bathroom together, 3 of us watch you go, fondly, and then as SOON as you are out of earshot we high-five eachother and say "NICE ASS" "I'm getting ME SOME OF THAT" and...because there is ALWAYS one former Marine in the crowd "OO-RAH". And then Steve (there is always a Steve) takes notes so he can recreate the outfit at home in size 22. With size 12 (mens) shoes. and quote:
The trouble is they can't just do it gracefully. They have to snigger and swagger when you ask for help, acting like they're SOOO special because they can open a jar with one little "snick". Teasing and poking fun because you can't do it. I really resent this. First, I do do it gracefully, with a slight quarter turn to the left, setting myself in position, and making sure the effort comes NOT from the fingers, but the wrists. Second, well DAMN girl, if we snigger and swagger its because we are jealous. We get to open jars; you get to ovulate. And you act like you are SOOO special, then. quote:
Teasing and poking fun because you can't do it. Indeed. E. (who's gonna have to sleep on the couch, again, tonight)
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