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RE: Today I learned - 8/26/2006 4:13:19 PM   
cuddleheart50


Posts: 9718
Joined: 2/20/2006
From: Kentucky
Status: offline 		Today I learned I'm a horny bitch.

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Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you've never been hurt
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RE: Today I learned - 8/26/2006 4:17:01 PM   
APiratesMistress


Posts: 78
Joined: 7/8/2006
Status: offline 		Today I learned that cleaning the house because my grandma's coming to visit sucks.. a lot

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"A rose can be painful for those who see not the danger in such beauty"
Mistress Malia

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RE: Today I learned - 8/29/2006 12:42:22 AM   
TreSwank


Posts: 1165
Joined: 3/5/2005
Status: offline 		Recently I learned that nothing will make a woman want you more than your "just wanting to be friends".  Don't do it in the way that these woman-flattering douchebags go about things, pretending to value a woman's friendship while hanging onto the futile hope that they could get some rebound pussy out of the deal.  For some reason, acting like sex is something that you would "NEVER allow to get in the way of friendship", and stretching the point adamantly while seeming completely earnest makes alot of gals go absolutely nuts.  You'd think that the opposite effect would take place, but I guess it's one of nature's little mysteries.

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RE: Today I learned - 9/6/2006 7:13:22 PM   
thisishis


Posts: 278
Joined: 5/11/2006
From: Southeastern MA
Status: offline 		... that as soon as i sit down to rest for a minute or just take a very brief break ...... someone will need me to get up and do something.

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RE: Today I learned - 9/6/2006 7:40:56 PM   
surly


Posts: 148
Joined: 8/17/2006
From: usa
Status: offline 		i learned: to appreciate brevity with Master means a stronger allegiance in longevity.

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RE: Today I learned - 9/6/2006 7:43:47 PM   
Aileen68


Posts: 6091
Joined: 8/2/2005
Status: offline 		Today I learned that my heart can be broken over and over again.

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RE: Today I learned - 9/6/2006 8:13:38 PM   
gypsygrl


Posts: 1471
Joined: 10/8/2005
From: new york state
Status: offline 		Today I learned I can be happy and sad at the same time and they arent mutually exclusive.

(wonderful thread, btw)

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RE: Today I learned - 9/6/2006 10:26:16 PM   
ownedandcollared


Posts: 217
Joined: 1/21/2006
Status: offline 		today i learned that people---alot of people---can be seriously...seriously stupid.
yeah, right, news flash.
on yahoo answers, some girl asked if hearing voices that told her to do stuff was normal, and most of her replies were about how lucky she was to be touched by god/christ/angels...

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RE: Today I learned - 9/7/2006 12:09:49 AM   
Rumtiger


Posts: 2634
Joined: 3/4/2006
From: Vegas
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Today I learned that my heart can be broken over and over again.


rawr? ::cuddle::

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Today I learned - 9/7/2006 11:08:06 AM   
surly


Posts: 148
Joined: 8/17/2006
From: usa
Status: offline 		i learned which grocery store carries the small bottles of Fruit 2 O.

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RE: Today I learned - 9/7/2006 4:18:54 PM   
APiratesMistress


Posts: 78
Joined: 7/8/2006
Status: offline 		Today I learned that my dog truly has no idea how the game of fetch is played

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Mistress Malia

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RE: Today I learned - 9/7/2006 4:21:21 PM   
MissyRane


Posts: 1032
Joined: 5/11/2005
Status: offline 		Today I learned that I'm just a gawd damn stupid fuck

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RE: Today I learned - 9/7/2006 4:47:58 PM   
slve2MastersWill


Posts: 38
Joined: 8/8/2006
Status: offline 		Today i learned that i let my imagination get the  best of me

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RE: Today I learned - 9/7/2006 5:06:50 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


Posts: 50939
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Today I learned from taking a personality test that under normal conditions, I am almost perfectly balanced between being analytical, amiable, expressive and a driver, but when under stress, I go straight to being a driver.  Sounds pretty accurate.
 
Lady Topaz

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RE: Today I learned - 9/7/2006 5:14:28 PM   
Tikkiee


Posts: 1099
Joined: 4/6/2006
Status: offline 		Today I learned that nothing is set in stone

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RE: Today I learned - 9/7/2006 5:35:03 PM   
MistressSassy66


Posts: 1675
Joined: 11/5/2004
Status: offline 		Today I am learning My new neighbors like loud music.....

Tomorrow they will be learning what a what a Bitch I can be.

Hi welcome to the neighborhood...Now turn the fu*king music down...Thank you.

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In the Immortal Words of Bob....Fuck the dumb shit.

"I love you not only for what you are,But for what I am when I'm with you."- Opening line from a poem by Roy Croft

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RE: Today I learned - 9/7/2006 5:40:21 PM   
Rumtiger


Posts: 2634
Joined: 3/4/2006
From: Vegas
Status: offline 		Today I learned that the cute ones are always across the country.

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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Profile   Post #: 297
RE: Today I learned - 9/7/2006 6:16:51 PM   
CuriouslyKat


Posts: 118
Joined: 8/21/2006
From: Kansas
Status: offline 		Today I learned I need to watch where I am going and not run into massive objects. .

A limping Kat.....


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Ouch I have lost myself again
Lost myself and I am nowhere to be found,
Yeah I think that I might break
Lost myself again and I feel unsafe

Sia "Breathe Me"

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RE: Today I learned - 9/7/2006 6:18:19 PM   
michaelGA2


Posts: 1533
Joined: 4/26/2006
Status: offline 		today i learned...outside-bad...inside-good...LOL

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Are we having fun, yet?

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RE: Today I learned - 9/7/2006 6:25:42 PM   
justheather


Posts: 1532
Joined: 10/4/2005
Status: offline 		Today I learned that the "low carb margarita" is actually just a margarita that is one third the regular sized margarita at the same price.


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I want the scissors to be sharp
And the table perfectly level
When you cut me out of my life
And paste me in that book you always carry.
-Billy Collins

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