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enigmabrat -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 4:53:19 PM)
today I learned that if you lose an earing the only way to find it is by walking around bare foot.. your feet will find what your eyes cant -da enigma-

missturbation -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 4:54:38 PM)
Today i learned calling Sir babe is not a good idea - OUCH!!

SavageFaerie -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 4:56:40 PM)
Today I learned after reading a thread in another forum that apparently my daughters 4 & 6 yr old are freaks of todays society. They mind their manners and are respectful of others. ( thank you, please, may I, excuse me) They go to bed when asked. They don't back talk adults. The don't live in front of a t.v or rely on electronic stuff to have fun. They can be in an empty room and still be creative enough not to get bored. They don't go looking for junk food and delight in a wholesome meal and generally eat anything put on the plate.. They don't behave like cavemen when out in public. They don't whine, cry and throw fits to get something, they simply ask. And they are happy kids. My daughter went through hell growing up but I must have done SOMETHING right to get grandunmenionables like these. I am BLESSED.

Littlepita -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 6:08:33 PM)
Today I learned that my Dom is an expert suitcase packer.

SpankMuhButt -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 7:14:34 PM)
[quote: LaTigresse after the piercing story, this made me laugh hard......AGAIN!!!] LOL yeah i really like to stir up the shit when i go visit my parents. and now that granny is living there she gets picked on as well. but the best part about this is i said come on gram you were with pops so many years he never slipped you the tongue? she said NOOOOOOOOOO he was a nice fella. i said nice or not id have slipped him the tongue, slapped his ass and told him to give me a call in the morning lol

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 7:33:41 PM)
Today I learned that loss prevention people believe anyone can be intimidated. And they dont like it when you shout at them. I also learned that the same loss prevention person is far less intimidating when, after you shout at them, they cant recover verbally, begin to stammer and wring their hands. Lastly (its beena very informative day) I learned that running a department means no matter who gets in trouble, you get inconvenienced. Bah DV

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 7:34:33 PM)
today i learned neverto be drinking a beer when spankmuh is posting on the forums ... another monitor needs cleaning dammmmit

SpankMuhButt -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 8:04:41 PM)
[quote ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s today i learned neverto be drinking a beer when spankmuh is posting on the forums ... another monitor needs cleaning dammmmit] OOOps sorry, I'll be right over to clean that monitor, need me to pick anything up on my way? lol

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 8:07:53 PM)
a couple cold heinekens and your hot hieney honey .... lol then you'll learn today just how Sadistic this ol bastid really is

Evanesce -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 8:12:19 PM)
Today I learned... uh... ummmm.... today I learned... um... yeah

crouchingtigress -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 8:35:06 PM)
today i learned that my good freind was not...

OTKkindaGirl -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 8:47:22 PM)
about a bird that waited too long to fly south for the winter. she finally decided to head south but old man winter breathed hard down upon her and no matter how fast and hard she flew, she started to freeze. she landed in a pasture and closed her eyes and knew she was about to die. suddenly it got very dark and she was warm. she lifted her head to see what had happened and saw a cow walking away. she was so happy to be warm that she started singing. the old barn yard cat heard her and went immediately to her, dug her out, and ate her. just because somebody shits on you doesn't make them your enemy. if shit happens don't sing about it because the person that gets you out, isn't necessarily your friend.

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 8:48:19 PM)
ouch .... that sucks CT

crouchingtigress -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 9:06:15 PM)
thanks for the love OTK and tamer, its all good, in a way it is a relief... quote: ORIGINAL: OTKkindaGirl about a bird that waited too long to fly south for the winter. she finally decided to head south but old man winter breathed hard down upon her and no matter how fast and hard she flew, she started to freeze. she landed in a pasture and closed her eyes and knew she was about to die. suddenly it got very dark and she was warm. she lifted her head to see what had happened and saw a cow walking away. she was so happy to be warm that she started singing. the old barn yard cat heard her and went immediately to her, dug her out, and ate her. just because somebody shits on you doesn't make them your enemy. if shit happens don't sing about it because the person that gets you out, isn't necessarily your friend.

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 9:10:27 PM)
*pulls out some rope a saw horse and a staple gun* you want relief girl all you had to do was ask .... lol [8D]

Rumtiger -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 11:28:35 PM)
Today I learned that I like Johnny Cash.

tangldupinblue -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 11:34:17 PM)
today i learned that when i yell at and hang up on Daddy it means i will hurt badly later, i also learned that his fist will in fact fit inside me while standing up. and Tamer...you make me laugh. blue

Sasy -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 11:37:00 PM)
Today I learned that my favorite dark chocolate bar can last a month if I hide it well enough in the freezer so the kids dont find it

litleone8620 -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 11:37:10 PM)
Today i learned that i should never wear heels. I'm tall enough as it is, and it's a long way down if i should fall (which i did).

leakylee -> RE: Today I learned (7/11/2006 11:46:56 PM)
Today I learned that twin 6-week old unmentionables drool ALOT!! I think my shoulders were water logged by the time they passed out. Not sure that shirt will ever be the same. Glad I am only the Auntie.. Wheww love and light Lee

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