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I shall wear purple now I guess. - 7/9/2014 3:49:24 PM

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So, the tub has been getting an inch or so of water in it while ya shower, slow drain. I have tried plunging and Drano and it is still slow, so about an hour ago I told my son to go get the snake out of the shed so I could use it later.

While ago, I was doing laundry and he says "It's drying on the porch". I said what is? He said the snake. I get goosebumps and say get it off the effing porch and put it somewhere I am not gonna run into it. or Charlie will eat it. You know I hate those things. Of course, all this was said in a very sweet motherly loving voice.

He is standing against the doorway looking at me like I have lost my mind, which from his point of view I probably looked that way. Then it occurs to me what snale he is talking about. He falls out laughing, I told him to stffffffu and flipped him a bird, then I had to go pee I was laughing so hard.

I have become that crazy old lady that we all know at the young age of 52. I guess I need to start wearing purple now huh?

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RE: I shall wear purple now I guess. - 7/22/2014 2:10:34 AM

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Baking Soda and white wine vinegar.

If that doesn't clear the drain, you'll need a plumber.

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RE: I shall wear purple now I guess. - 7/22/2014 7:24:27 AM

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I had a good "laugh out loud" moment at this! It happens way too often to me, as well. The other day, for the life of me, I couldn't conjure a very simple word from my brain. It came out like this "You know, you should come with me to this party. There may be some of my friends ...um.....ah....boy children there !" To which my daughter replied "do you mean their SON's? Omg, Mom. You are losing it"

I hate that "I shall wear Purple" poem.

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RE: I shall wear purple now I guess. - 7/22/2014 8:45:38 AM

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I just say "Lost my train of thought. Waiting for the next train."

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RE: I shall wear purple now I guess. - 7/23/2014 5:53:59 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

I had a good "laugh out loud" moment at this! It happens way too often to me, as well. The other day, for the life of me, I couldn't conjure a very simple word from my brain. It came out like this "You know, you should come with me to this party. There may be some of my friends ...um.....ah....boy children there !" To which my daughter replied "do you mean their SON's? Omg, Mom. You are losing it"

I hate that "I shall wear Purple" poem.

I really hope I don't realize it when it turns to going completely batshit crazy! hehehe

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