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Rumtiger -> RE: Please help (7/10/2006 9:16:26 PM)
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okay...just remember it's not gonna be pretty, so if you'r really not sure, skip the big paragraph that follows, dont even look at a word or you'll get the blood demon on my ass.
*ahem*
You know how fucking huge your gonna be, walking around in white with a cake bouncing around in you? corsets arent typically looked well on in a church you know? I think I read a little book called Moby Dick describing such a scene, dont you know the rules, your supposed to get all pudgy after the ring is on the finger, hell you really want the cake, have it during your honeymoon, hell maybe you can get creative and use it with your honeymoon if your into that sorta thing. Just remember that cherries will kill you though, they help cause heart attacks when thier coupled with a shitload of fat, well whaddya know theres our friggin topic! Okay, you dont wanna waste food, I can understand that, heres an idea..have someone else eat it, more then one mouth in the world yah know?
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I actually had to kinda....cut some stuff out, decided to go a little more easy on you. Got a second dose if needed.
Have a super day.
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