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Dirty Limerick Thread GO! - 7/28/2014 7:45:36 PM   
kinksterparty


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There once was a plumber from Leeds
Who was plumbing his girl in the weeds.
She said, "Stop your plumbing!
There's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing... "It's me!"
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RE: Dirty Limerick Thread GO! - 7/30/2014 1:42:02 PM   
Tadie


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There once was a fellow, O'Doole,
who found little red spots on his tool.
His doctor, a cynic,
said, "Get out o' me clinic,
and wipe off that lipstick, ya fool!"

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RE: Dirty Limerick Thread GO! - 8/2/2014 4:43:22 PM   
BecomingV


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There was a young girl named Ann Heuser
Who swore that no man could surprise her.
But Pabst took a chance,
Found a Schlitz in her pants,
And now she is sadder Budweiser.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose thing was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"

There was a young man from Brighton
Who thought he'd at last found a tight 'un.
He said, "Oh my love,
It fits like a glove."
Said she, "But you're not in the right 'un."

There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think -
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

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RE: Dirty Limerick Thread GO! - 9/1/2014 5:10:57 PM   
Domseekingsub1


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There once was a man named Blair,
Who was fucking his girl on the stair,
The bannister broke, he quickened his stroke,
And finished her off in mid air


There once was a man named Crocket
Stuck his dick in a socket
Some dirty bitch, turned on the switch
And Crocket, took off like a rocket


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