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There was a young girl named Ann Heuser Who swore that no man could surprise her. But Pabst took a chance, Found a Schlitz in her pants, And now she is sadder Budweiser. There once was a man from Nantucket Whose thing was so long he could suck it. He said, with a grin as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!" There was a young man from Brighton Who thought he'd at last found a tight 'un. He said, "Oh my love, It fits like a glove." Said she, "But you're not in the right 'un." There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think - It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
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