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theroebabe -> Happy Thanksgiving (11/23/2004 7:32:29 PM)
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> Happy Thanksgiving
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> Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep.
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> I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
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> The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white,
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> But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
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> Tossing and turning with anticipation,
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> The thought of a snack became infatuation.
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> So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
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> And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
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> I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
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> Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
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> I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
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> 'til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
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> I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
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> With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
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> But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
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> Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please.
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> May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump.
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> May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump,
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> May your yams be delicious may your pies take the prize,
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> May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs.
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> HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!
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