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LookieNoNookie -> I wanna talk about sex! (8/30/2014 7:22:05 PM)

I have (very) particular opinions about the topic but.....frankly....I just wanna talk about sex.



Gauge -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/30/2014 8:23:32 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I have (very) particular opinions about the topic but.....frankly....I just wanna talk about sex.


Triple it and add 37.



MrRodgers -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/30/2014 8:47:01 PM)

I much rather do...than just talk about it. Hey, I am THE universally recognized, internationally certified professional kinky sex instructor...first lesson free.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/30/2014 9:00:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I have (very) particular opinions about the topic but.....frankly....I just wanna talk about sex.


Triple it and add 37.


Triple and add 37. That is a LOT!!!

I was pretty much at double, x's19, with paid valet parking, with an interior detail done while I had dinner.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/30/2014 9:01:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MrRodgers

I much rather do...than just talk about it. Hey, I am THE universally recognized, internationally certified professional kinky sex instructor...first lesson free.


I think you're a giver.

Selfless.



TheHeretic -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/30/2014 11:39:53 PM)

I had some hallway sex a little while ago. I'm quitting smoking (again), and when the wife and I passed in the hall, she said, "fuck you."

I think it was good for her, too.



FieryOpal -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/31/2014 9:42:14 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MrRodgers

I much rather do...than just talk about it. Hey, I am THE universally recognized, internationally certified professional kinky sex instructor...first lesson free.

Care to divulge where you got your certification from? [:D] (As in the Master's Degree Program at [fill in the blank])



freedomdwarf1 -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/31/2014 9:59:37 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I have (very) particular opinions about the topic but.....frankly....I just wanna talk about sex.

Those that can, do. Those that can't, talk about it.

Soz.... too busy for chatting [:D][:D]



Gauge -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/31/2014 12:10:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

I had some hallway sex a little while ago. I'm quitting smoking (again), and when the wife and I passed in the hall, she said, "fuck you."

I think it was good for her, too.


When I was still married, one evening I was watching some football and my wife announced she was going to go to bed. I said, "Hey Hon, how about a goodnight fuck?" She looked at me, smiled enticingly and said, "OK. Goodnight, Fuck." and went upstairs.



GreedyTop -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/31/2014 1:37:09 PM)

*giggles at G* that's awesome :)

ONCE UPON A TIME I knew what sex was. somehow, I don't think my current definition would be found in any tome. I guess the ex kinda skewed it for me.



thompsonx -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/31/2014 5:19:42 PM)

fr:

I have a list I tack to the headboard...the only time I get to talk is when she changes the ball gag.



kallisto -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/31/2014 5:51:11 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

I had some hallway sex a little while ago. I'm quitting smoking (again), and when the wife and I passed in the hall, she said, "fuck you."

I think it was good for her, too.


When I was still married, one evening I was watching some football and my wife announced she was going to go to bed. I said, "Hey Hon, how about a goodnight fuck?" She looked at me, smiled enticingly and said, "OK. Goodnight, Fuck." and went upstairs.



Yall are too funny!!!! :-)



FieryOpal -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/31/2014 5:54:26 PM)

I have a list of male subs at my beck&call who can drive over here on their lunch hour to perform oral worship...but I don't spread my legs for just anybody. [sm=ugh.gif]



MrRodgers -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/31/2014 8:00:41 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal


quote:

ORIGINAL: MrRodgers

I much rather do...than just talk about it. Hey, I am THE universally recognized, internationally certified professional kinky sex instructor...first lesson free.

Care to divulge where you got your certification from? [:D] (As in the Master's Degree Program at [fill in the blank])

That's it...no free lesson for you. Gotta have a sense of humor.

Does the Sam Houston Institute of Technology count ? Oh wait...it was the Fucking University of Carnal Kink.

It was a long time ago so I forget where but...not what.



FieryOpal -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/31/2014 8:08:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MrRodgers

quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal

Care to divulge where you got your certification from? [:D] (As in the Master's Degree Program at [fill in the blank])

That's it...no free lesson for you. Gotta have a sense of humor.

Does the Sam Houston Institute of Technology count ? Oh wait...it was the Fucking University of Carnal Kink.

It was a long time ago so I forget where but...not what.

Oh, I thought it might have been a correspondence course chalk full of Jay Wiseman's BDSM "text"books. You know, the ones on rope-tying safety. [8D]



smileforme50 -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/31/2014 8:35:58 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

I had some hallway sex a little while ago. I'm quitting smoking (again), and when the wife and I passed in the hall, she said, "fuck you."

I think it was good for her, too.


When I was still married, one evening I was watching some football and my wife announced she was going to go to bed. I said, "Hey Hon, how about a goodnight fuck?" She looked at me, smiled enticingly and said, "OK. Goodnight, Fuck." and went upstairs.


hehehe.....I like her!



smileforme50 -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/31/2014 8:41:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MrRodgers


Does the Sam Houston Institute of Technology count ? Oh wait...it was the Fucking University of Carnal Kink.

It was a long time ago so I forget where but...not what.


Hmmm....I always heard it called the Florida University of Carnal Knowledge ....but I guess back in my day they tried to use "polite" names.....



Gauge -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/31/2014 9:21:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: smileforme50

hehehe.....I like her!



That makes one of us. [:)]



Gauge -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (8/31/2014 9:22:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MrRodgers

Does the Sam Houston Institute of Technology count ? Oh wait...it was the Fucking University of Carnal Kink.

It was a long time ago so I forget where but...not what.


I went to the Falkland Islands University. Good Ol' Falk U.



Lucylastic -> RE: I wanna talk about sex! (9/1/2014 7:18:13 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

I had some hallway sex a little while ago. I'm quitting smoking (again), and when the wife and I passed in the hall, she said, "fuck you."

I think it was good for her, too.



LOL



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