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RE: Lets write a story - 7/12/2006 5:36:17 PM

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Quite suddenly the voice of the repairman, bellowed through the house, " Uhm... Did He say 'Mary Wilkerson'?? And did I hear the address as 11475 279th Avenue NE??"

I answered with a small and quiet, "Yes, that is what he said." I could feel in my gut that this was not a good situation at all.

The repairman then threw all of his tools down with a resounding clang and bolted out of the door. We could hear him yelling all the way down the road " Mary, you whore, I KNEW you were cheating on me!!!!!!"

I returned to the fair lil one who had waited so paitently....

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/12/2006 6:30:30 PM

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...her big saucer like blue eyes sparkling up at me, I reached out my hand just as I heard a crash resounding from the hall, I turned quickly to see what was left of my front door, my jaw dropping I stood in amazement at what was before my eyes.

"Oooook, oookidy oo-ook!" Said the little man, who was wearing soemthing that could only be described as a loin cloth or soemthing I'd seen on the descovery channel late one night when I was fresh out of wanking material, his beady eyes darted about fiercely as if searching for something. * WTF is this ?*I was thinking to myself as the descovery planet man stepped forward.

"Mmm-uuaka muaw muah oook!!" The man yelled, his eyes sighting on the spear still in my left hand, I quickly threw it to the floor and stepping away, I pulled my sweet little one back with me and said. "Take it man, it's yours."

The little man drew his eyes up from the blooded spear on the floor and let them roam over the young body of my girl, my breath catching I stepped infront of her just as....

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/12/2006 6:59:52 PM

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He lunged forward, his hands stretched out in front of him, about to abduct my post prized possession. Well, i was not about to let that happen. I grabbed the spear, and began jabbing the sharpened end at him.

"Back, i say!" I shout.

The little man backed off, clicking in his foreign tongue, and ran for it. I turned back to my girl, and went to her.

She looked up at me with adoring eyes and says.....

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/12/2006 7:04:22 PM

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"Holy shit Batman, where is Robin when ya need him?! Damn side kicks!" She said as she pouted up at me, her red hair shimmering in the low light I couldn't help but smile as I thought to myself "mmmmm she looks damn hot in spandex and a cape, can't wait to hit that' and adjusted my crotch

"I saw him a few hours ago getting into the bat Mobile with some cheap lookin' drag queen on his arm" I laughed, once again holding my hand out to her I asked ..."now where were we?"

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 9:04:28 AM

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Somewhere over the rainbow was the reply. Which way is Kansas? Why? So we can buy new dildoes to...

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 10:23:54 AM

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..buy new dildo's to take to the CollarMe party we were supposed to attend tonight, why else would I be dressed as Batman?

"Mmm I thought to myself, how'd I get to be so lucky as to find a girl who'd dress as a super hero for a party and look so hot, can't wait to pick up Dorthy and Toto and follow that yello brick road to the pleasure spot" Shaking my head to clear it I once again offered her my hand

"We're off to see the Wizard" I said as she took my hand, her brick red brows wiggling she quirked a half smile as she placed her hand into mine.

"We should take the repairman's tools, never know when they may come in handy later" I heard the loud crack of her cupped hand to my left ass cheek before feeling the sting of the smack, my grey eyes narrowing I gazed down at her.

"Oh, you'll pay for that bit of fun later my sweet' I growled as I turned to retrieve the workman's discarded tools, I couldn't stop and wonder what was happening to little Mary Whats-her-name, was the jennarrie man killing her for her crime, or fucking her, and did I care, and if I did care, I wondered if she was hot, and if as a concerned neighbor I should stop by later and see how hot she was for myself.....

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 3:23:39 PM

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........meanwhile, thousands of miles away, a leather-clad Hillary Clinton watched what was occuring, via a satellite feed. "Finally, I have the chance I've always dreamed of", she sighed.......

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 5:23:30 PM

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(( Umm Level, I just don't know how to follow that up))

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 5:27:33 PM

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(( Umm Level, I just don't know how to follow that up))

You can do it, I have faith in you . Let your imagination go.

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 6:07:17 PM

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..she sighed as she watched Level enter the darkened doorway of the party, she smiled slowly like a big cat watching it's prey, 'Mmmmmmm, wonder if I can teach him that cigar trick I tought Bill.' She thought as the softness between her thighs moistened at just the thought of her night to come, she placed the cat woman mask over her face and motioning to her secret agents, Her thigh high hooker boots kicking on the floor she headed to the limo.

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 6:54:27 PM

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........."Look j-lo, I know how you feel about me, but what's in the past is in the past. Okay?", Level smiled down at her, hugged her tight, and copped a feel of her ass one last time.

The party had been a dull one, as most parties are. Level bid the hosts goodnight, and walked out the door......

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 7:20:00 PM

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Hillary and her secret agents followed Level out the door..... "Come back, Level!" she cried.

Suddenly, a small Cessna crash landed on top of Hillary and her agents.

Level chuckled, got on his moped, and rode away to his waiting harem, never to be seen again *lol*.

Meanwhile, little mary whatshername was..........

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 7:33:49 PM

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...impatiently slapping a belt against the palm of her hand in Level's darkened harem.

Could that be Level's moped? she thought, as she listened to the sound of an approaching motor.

Sure enough, moments later, keys jingled in the door. Level stepped inside, turned on the light and called out, "Honeys, I'm home..."

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 7:43:03 PM

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The sound of Level's voice filtering into the harem making all the sweet scented girls perk their ears they quickly sat at attention, waiting eagerly for the sound of his footfalls in the marble hallway.

"Ooooh, he's back" Littleone thought as she ran her fingers through her shinning brown hair and smiled, just the sound of his voice making her soft pink nipples stand at attention, she was sure tonight was the night, tonight Level would ask her to marry him, if only she could be alone with him, away from the prying eyes of Mary whats-her-name and the rest of the hussies her dear cherished Level kept bring home

"Why does he need them when he has me?" She wondered to herself as the sound of his footsteps came closer and closer.....

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 7:50:42 PM

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That's when Level swung the door open, and he was bombarded with tons of female flesh. Littleone stayed back, hanging her head in disappointment. She was unwanted here.

She watched in dismay as Level's harem covered him in sloppy kisses, and he copped feel after feel of all the lovely ladies' asses.

She shook her head, and slipped out through a secret door.....

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 7:54:35 PM

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The sound of Level's voice filtering into the harem making all the sweet scented girls perk their ears they quickly sat at attention, waiting eagerly for the sound of his footfalls in the marble hallway.

"Ooooh, he's back" Littleone thought as she ran her fingers through her shinning brown hair and smiled, just the sound of his voice making her soft pink nipples stand at attention, she was sure tonight was the night, tonight Level would ask her to marry him, if only she could be alone with him, away from the prying eyes of Mary whats-her-name and the rest of the hussies her dear cherished Level kept bring home

"Why does he need them when he has me?" She wondered to herself as the sound of his footsteps came closer and closer.....

And he said.....

"Get on your knees Bitch...I've come for your soul tonight. I want you. You belong to me. I'll take you".

And you'll desire me.

How many times had I walked past this slut? She had whispered her passion...but I'd strayed. I wasn't focused. I wasn't desirous. I hadn't looked in her eyes.

Now I had.

I wanted her all. I wanted her everything.

I wanted to feel her skin.

I demanded that she fall.

And she did.

Pleasantly. And she purred.

I told her I love her.

And she was happy...

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 8:14:34 PM

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And she was happy, purring contently on the floor at my feet, I lifted my eyes from the quivering girl who had given me her soul and locked gazes with Mary. "aahhh, mary, her ass isn't as fine as J-lo's but she does take commands well' I thought to myself as I stepped over Littleone, still lost in the orgasmic throws of which only being near me can bring a girl.

Mary smiled evily as Level appraoched her, the flogger in her hand crack crack cracking on the wiggling ass of Cuddleheart ringing through the ears of each harem girl, Mary absently reached her free hand to stroke one raw tingling cheek, making Cuddle whimper.

Level smiled at the sound the sound comming from Cuddle as he came to stand by Mary whats-her-name.

"How were my girls tonight, did they behave, or are they still moaning the loss of Loki, that mischeivous little fecker?" Level asked as the flogger once again smacked down onto poor Cuddleheart's rump.

"They all weep for him, except that Savagefairie, she is contentidly stroking her pussy by the fountian, she cares not what we do to her as long as she keeps that blasted cat...."

I could see Level was losing intrest in my words, maybe the crack of my whip isnt doing it for him anymore I through to myself as I visously brought home anouther crack. "I will make him pay for ignoring mme like he does' I thought to myself just as Benji lifted his leg in the corner.......

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 8:42:40 PM

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"WAIT!" I shouted to Benji. "Put your leg back on the ground, there will be NO urinating in my presence" I exclaimed with sheer wickedness as I cracked my sacred whip, which ripped into Benji's fur-covered flesh. "Ahhh... it worked" chucked the bratty canine to himself.

Suddenly, an intense, very unusual odor drifted into the room...

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 11:13:34 PM

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"WAIT!" I shouted to Benji. "Put your leg back on the ground, there will be NO urinating in my presence" I exclaimed with sheer wickedness as I cracked my sacred whip, which ripped into Benji's fur-covered flesh. "Ahhh... it worked" chucked the bratty canine to himself.

Suddenly, an intense, very unusual odor drifted into the room...

One of the girls was actually cooking!
'Oh my God, it must be a trick' Level thought to Himself, 'these girls actually know how to get off their back for more than just assuming position !@$@#%#@$ of the kama sutra? Why didn't i know this earlier? I could have eaten a lot less sushi!' and He proceeded to walk down the hall in the kitchen to find a vast array of deliciously sharp knives laid out on the counter and several slave-girls He didn't even know He had owned busy making dinner in the nude. By candlelight

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/14/2006 11:27:20 PM

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Level picked up one of the knives, and slid it ever so slowly down the spine of one of his slave-girls. She stood very still so as not to be cut, but she needn't have worried; Level is very skilled in all he does.

Level backed away, suddenly panicked. He had to get out of there. The awful odor of the food, and perfume mixed was making him nauseous. He grabbed his favorite slave-girl and got the hell out of there.

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