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litleone8620 -> Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 6:59:20 AM)

Have you ever noticed......

That if you're in a hurry there will always be someone in front of you who is slowing you down; whether you're in line at a store, or in traffic

That no matter how many times you go over whatever it is you're shaving, there will always be a spot that seems to have hair stuck to it, no matter what.



impishlilhellcat -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 7:02:23 AM)

Have you ever noticed...
when you set plans and account for all the that could go wrong nothing happens and you end up at your destination 30 mins BEFORE you need to be there.

That when your in love and happily involved in a relationship more people appraoch you in a romantic way than when you are actively seeking and searching for a mate.



JessieMe -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 8:04:55 AM)

Have you ever noticed that when you think life is bleakest, someone comes along and makes you smile? [:)]



impishlilhellcat -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 8:06:06 AM)

Have you ever noticed

That when you have given up on someone and trying to make things work... that person comes back around and want to try it again



gypsyssoul -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 8:11:01 AM)

quote:

Have you ever noticed......

just when you think you just might have been wrong
about all the things you feel . ..
that One comes along and it all makes sense again?
 
~~blessings



JessieMe -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 8:15:21 AM)

Have you even noticed that no matter how many times you feel like a parental failure, your kids still love you anyways?



sleazybutterfly -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 8:21:52 AM)

Have you ever noticed.. that the ones that have the most to complain about.. usually don't?
 
Have you ever noticed..that when you watch a sleeping baby.. all snug in their crib.. that just for a few moments.. time stands still and all seems right with the world?
 
~Andrea



sleazybutterfly -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 8:24:36 AM)

Have you ever noticed.. just how wonderous the world looks again..when you are looking at it with a child?
 
~Andrea



SavageFaerie -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 9:23:41 AM)

Have you ever noticed that when your sick mental/physical you find out who your real friends are?



sleazybutterfly -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 9:25:27 AM)

Have you ever noticed that when it gets tough.. the ones that were supposed to be tough are found hiding under the bed?
 
~Andrea



Flame73 -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 9:34:49 AM)

Have you ever noticed......
 
Just when You think You have the worst behaved kids on the planet, the next person who brings kids to Your house are 10 times worse than Your own.
 
When You are positive Your kids do not listen to a thing You say, they point out how You just broke You own rule.
 
~S~



crouchingtigress -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 9:38:33 AM)

have you ever noticed the stalkers stalking up there? i mean what are they doing up there? sometimes i make up stories about them in my head....



sleazybutterfly -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 9:41:48 AM)

Have you ever noticed..that no one hears what you say, unless you are wrong?
 
 
 
~Andrea



NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 10:19:59 AM)

Have you ever noticed that when you take the dark jellybean, if you want the grape one, its licorice, and if you want the licorice one, its grape?



litleone8620 -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 10:43:44 AM)

Have you ever noticed.....

That plastic surgeons are by far the least attractive people

That the news people's hair doesn't move



sleazybutterfly -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 11:13:31 AM)

Have you ever noticed....
 
That there are a million fast food napkins in the glove compartment.. unless you sneeze
 
~Andrea



SpankMuhButt -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 11:43:43 AM)

Have you ever noticed when you think a relationship is really picking up, someone doesnt show enough interest , and at these points all your exes seem to crawl out of the woodwork and you know physically you need it, but mentally you still hope its your imagination and you hope that first relationship is just going thru a bumpy patch.
either way its a shitty feeling,
thats why wild sex sometimes seems the way too go, fcuk them relationship thingys.
whew i think someone just pissed in my cheerios. maybe i better go back to the complaint thread lol



Gauge -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 12:08:38 PM)

Have you ever noticed?

- that whenever you think nothing else can go wrong, it does?

- that the more you need a cell phone, car, xerox machine or other device... that is the time it will break down.

- the unconditional love of a child or a pet.

- that when you are bored time just drags and drags and drags on?

- that anyone with less than ten posts will always start a 'fakes and phonies' thread?

- that when you were a child you wished you were grown up and when you are grown up you wish you were young again?

- that people keep sending bills... even if you have no money to pay them?

- that we often fail to stop, slow down and smell the roses or enjoy the moment?

- that we regret not saying things to someone after they are dead but when they were alive we somehow never expressed those things?

- that you always realize you have locked your keys in the car the instant that the door closes?

- that friends are the most valuable things you can ever have?

- that you have to keep your frozen dinner in the microwave longer than the package says?

- that the older you get the faster time seems to move?

- that getting to where you are going always seems to take longer then coming back?

- that laughter always seems to make the world OK.

- that no matter what time your doctor's appointment was, you will always sit there and wait?



sleazybutterfly -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 12:10:32 PM)

Have you noticed....
 
That no one in the house needs to use the bathroom... till you get in the shower....
 
~Andrea



mnottertail -> RE: Have you ever noticed......... (7/13/2006 12:11:18 PM)

Have you ever noticed that after much soul searching you decide to move to Tibet and become a Buddist  is about the time you win the lottery?

Nope, Me neither.

Ron 



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