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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 6/18/2007 9:55:04 PM

michaelOfGeorgia

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"i'm a Timex sub...i take a licking and keep on ticking"

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 6/21/2007 1:49:44 AM

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ORIGINAL: Cutiepie74019

oh yeah and dont ever say biute me thay may actually biteyou and it could hurt :p

Hehehe. I have this t-shirt that says "Bite Me, literally" Lets just say.. I dont wear it anymore...

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 6/21/2007 2:14:16 AM

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ORIGINAL: aeleberaNB
25: Poq Mo Hoin (kiss my ass in Gaelic)
aelebera{NB}

Yeah.. it is really bad when your Master speaks Gaelic also.. There are many versions of this saying... all will get your arse red

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 6/26/2007 10:03:33 AM

cumhard4us2

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Thanks to all I had a good laugh over all of these and may use a few if I need just a little more pain, My master may not be as thankful.
LOL
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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 6/26/2007 12:58:08 PM

MagiksSlave

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((takes notes))

Magik's ever learning slave

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before the devil even knows your there.

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 6/27/2007 9:37:11 AM

Tatshua

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hmmm, I'll try some.

"Want me to be dom for a bit? I don't think your doing it right"

"Is this a new bore-your-sub-to-death-fetish your into?"

"If you spank me 10 times harder than you are now, I THINK I might feel it"

"How many times am I gonna tell you that I want to be spanked, Oh I'm sorry. You have allready started?"

The last one might not be very sub-ish to demand something. But hope you liked them anyway.

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 6/27/2007 11:06:17 AM

SPOILEDOMINA

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Your not a real Dom... your Dom-lite.

This was said after I explained that I don't do fisting.

I stopped talking to the waste of space immediately.

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 6/28/2007 4:27:16 PM

persiphone

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Is that all you've got?
Your slip is showing.
*giggles * that tickles.
Oh were you talking to me?
Yes, we have no bananas today ( that one was sung ).
If you make ow noises before he starts hitting you....well it was really funny until he did.

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 6/28/2007 4:30:27 PM

amaidiamond

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Giggles softly....... after being teased playfully with a single tail by Master - mine and Masters friend: "wow you really don't mark easy do you... me: "Nah not when the man with the whip's being a pussy.."

Sufice to say the reaction was ummm..... lashing - good job He loves me feisty

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 6/28/2007 4:36:49 PM

Griswold

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

"I take it your Viagra AND Enzyte shipment are late this month?"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 6/29/2007 10:54:23 AM

bliss1

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Hey StudMuffin - when in public.

During sex - are you in yet (when he was)

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 10/7/2007 10:01:14 AM

PetTeacher

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I like bliss1 photo quote, "I'll be nicer when you're smarter." That sounds like some smart ass comment I would say and have in many indirect ways. LOL

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 10/7/2007 10:31:13 AM

winterlight

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um, dont ever say go F*** Yourself. ducks... dont think that would be popular.
i would NEVER say that but can imagine somebody saying that..

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 10/7/2007 10:36:19 AM

MsSimone

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To the Femme dommes:

"Hey baby, sweetie,cutie or any other endearing sugary term like that, especailly on initial meeting.
"when do I get off?"
"I can provide you with body worship, oral....,sexual servitude. " especially on intial contact.
" These are all the things I want you to do to me.'

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 10/7/2007 10:46:07 AM

MistressPurpleFL

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Supposed pain slut: "You can't break me"

He was broken in record time; loved it.

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 10/8/2007 3:51:58 PM

lilmissali

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what about not saying anything at all? especially after he told al his dom buddies that you sound so goo dwhen he spanks you?

or

or when he says he want sto "rape" you NEVER say you cant rape the willing

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 10/8/2007 3:56:56 PM

lilmissali

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ohhh! and when he jokingly says your not slender as you use to be so he cant love you anymore never say, welli may be average but at least i dont still have a bedroom thats furnished at my parents ( especially when hes like 40) just kind tends to make them angry

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 10/8/2007 4:09:37 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: akisha

"I'm sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot"
"Aren't You just a little freak of nature"
"A hard on doesn't count as personal Growth"
"Don't make me go psycho bitch on your annoying ass"
"Easy there Mr. Testosterone, You can be replaced by a zuchinni"

LOL

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 10/9/2007 3:25:43 AM

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i made the mistake of singing along with the music that Mistress had playing one night.. lol... never did that one again... but the song still brings back memories..... and still say Whatever A Lot

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 10/9/2007 5:53:11 AM

Silvar

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1. (When the dom/me questions teasingly if something will fit.) Well turn around and lets find out!

2. Wow, initiative! That's a big step for you.

3. Sorry sir, I used another shipping agency besides FedEx to send our toys.

4. Are you sure your using that toy properly?

5. Look mistress/master! I found these cute lil "Hello Kitty" patches to sew into your leather boots! Aren't they adorable?!

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