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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/27/2006 5:57:34 AM   
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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/27/2006 5:59:05 AM   
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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/27/2006 6:06:16 AM   
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But my previous Mistress/Master did it this way....

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/27/2006 6:12:55 AM   
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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/27/2006 6:20:49 AM   
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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/27/2006 6:22:18 AM   
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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/27/2006 6:25:30 AM   
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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/27/2006 6:33:25 AM   
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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/27/2006 6:39:57 AM   
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Asking them to flog to the left because your back itches
Yawning
Reminding the Dominant they have to get the car serviced
Making a grocery list out loud
Laughing
Snoring
Slipping in and out of the thumb cuffs behind owners back to ammusment of onlookers
Actually going to sleep

A few I did not see mentioned...


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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/27/2006 6:41:11 AM   
soothingdesires


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Status: offline 		*rolls laughing* okay Michael I think Im out of what not to say to Dom/mes. Have a great day hun. *hugs*

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/27/2006 8:29:05 AM   
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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/27/2006 8:43:40 AM   
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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/27/2006 8:46:26 AM   
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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/28/2006 2:18:57 AM   
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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/28/2006 3:50:56 AM   
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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/28/2006 6:09:59 PM   
Queenalice


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"Tighter, bitch! I can still feel my feet!"

"Do I need to draw you a map?"

Pleading the 5th after she has said "Tell me about your day."

"Shut up! That's why!"

Humming The Emperial March from Star Wars when she walks in the room.

Singing, Tired of waiting while having corner time.

"Yes, oh bastion of Evil! Let me carry out that compleatly tedious and illogical task."

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/29/2006 5:32:47 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: akisha

"I'm sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot"
"Aren't You just a little freak of nature"
"A hard on doesn't count as personal Growth"
"Don't make me go psycho bitch on your annoying ass"
"Easy there Mr. Testosterone, You can be replaced by a zuchinni"




too funny - those are the best - i love the sarcasm!!

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/29/2006 6:23:45 PM   
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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/29/2006 6:24:57 PM   
michaelGA2


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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 7/30/2006 2:26:52 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelGA2

how about "Mistress, that strap-on makes You look fat"


oi! i found this very funny.. maybe it's cuz it's 230 am and i'm still awke..
Are W/we Done YET?????



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