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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 10:42:25 AM   
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For reasons I don't want to go into here I ended up on Santa's Nice List. I know I know totally embarrassing. So any suggestions on how I can get back on his Naughty List for next year?

Dear Santa,

I've always had this thing for big, bearded men who believe in such distinctions as naughty and nice. Because you see Santa, I think such a man should be the one to put me over his lap, yank my panties down and then spank me with those hands hardened by years of working on toys and handling reindeer leashes...errrrr...reins. Mmmmm...reins. Those are leather, right?



AHA I knew it!!!!!

I normally don't wear panties though in your case, I am willing to consider it. Now.....shall I wear the powder blur lace ones or the black leather ones? Just so ya know, I swapped out those leather reins for chains.

Sincerely,

Santa Bear


BACK OFF BEAR! This is between CD and me, not you.



Smooch.


Sigh....smooch. I never could stand up to your flirts.

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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 12:44:12 PM   
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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 12:45:14 PM   
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Wanton slut bunnies......And with me being such the angelic sort.


Shit! Man... you are totally going to summon Bunnicula! WTH are you thinking????

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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 12:50:03 PM   
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Wanton slut bunnies......And with me being such the angelic sort.


Careful there CD even the horns aren't enough to keep the halo in place.

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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 1:02:37 PM   
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Wanton slut bunnies......And with me being such the angelic sort.


Shit! Man... you are totally going to summon Bunnicula! WTH are you thinking????

Bunnicula? Hah!...~snaps fingers~ you'll help me right, ole buddy?

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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 1:03:52 PM   
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Wanton slut bunnies......And with me being such the angelic sort.


Careful there CD even the horns aren't enough to keep the halo in place.
Dat's cuz it's such a huge halo...~nods~


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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 1:06:38 PM   
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Wanton slut bunnies......And with me being such the angelic sort.


Careful there CD even the horns aren't enough to keep the halo in place.
Dat's cuz it's such a huge halo...~nods~



Love how you cleverly hid your comment within mine thus avoiding having people find out your secret.

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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 1:06:50 PM   
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Wanton slut bunnies......And with me being such the angelic sort.


Shit! Man... you are totally going to summon Bunnicula! WTH are you thinking????

Bunnicula? Hah!...~snaps fingers~ you'll help me right, ole buddy?


Uhhhhhhhh... yeahhhhhhh... I'll be right behind ya, brother....



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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 1:27:29 PM   
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Wanton slut bunnies......And with me being such the angelic sort.


Careful there CD even the horns aren't enough to keep the halo in place.
Dat's cuz it's such a huge halo...~nods~



Love how you cleverly hid your comment within mine thus avoiding having people find out your secret.
shhhhhhh...

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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 1:36:09 PM   
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Wanton slut bunnies......And with me being such the angelic sort.


Careful there CD even the horns aren't enough to keep the halo in place.
Dat's cuz it's such a huge halo...~nods~



Love how you cleverly hid your comment within mine thus avoiding having people find out your secret.
shhhhhhh...



Ooops sorry. I won't tell a soul. Your secret is safe with me

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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 3:03:36 PM   
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Wanton slut bunnies......And with me being such the angelic sort.


Careful there CD even the horns aren't enough to keep the halo in place.
Dat's cuz it's such a huge halo...~nods~



Love how you cleverly hid your comment within mine thus avoiding having people find out your secret.
shhhhhhh..


Ooops sorry. I won't tell a soul. Your secret is safe with me

Dat's a good girl...~slips you a chocolate chip brownie~

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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 3:18:41 PM   
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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 3:19:38 PM   
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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 4:03:46 PM   
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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 4:18:26 PM   
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Youz a smaht kewkie CD

True...but I'd be even better if I'd offered that with a nice little cup of beaver tail jelly for a sweet Canadian sub.

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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 4:21:01 PM   
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Youz a smaht kewkie CD

True...but I'd be even better if I'd offered that with a nice little cup of beaver tail jelly for a sweet Canadian sub.


If it's all the same to you I'll take the brownie

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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 5:28:01 PM   
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Youz a smaht kewkie CD

True...but I'd be even better if I'd offered that with a nice little cup of beaver tail jelly for a sweet Canadian sub.


If it's all the same to you I'll take the brownie
No beaver tail jelly to dip that brownie in? How about a side of petuine?

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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 5:42:10 PM   
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Youz a smaht kewkie CD

True...but I'd be even better if I'd offered that with a nice little cup of beaver tail jelly for a sweet Canadian sub.


If it's all the same to you I'll take the brownie
No beaver tail jelly to dip that brownie in? How about a side of petuine?


No thanks but I wouldn't mind a poutine


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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 6:13:42 PM   
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Youz a smaht kewkie CD

True...but I'd be even better if I'd offered that with a nice little cup of beaver tail jelly for a sweet Canadian sub.


If it's all the same to you I'll take the brownie
No beaver tail jelly to dip that brownie in? How about a side of petuine?


No thanks but I wouldn't mind a poutine

THAT'S what I meant...yeah, poutine.

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RE: Gee this is embarrassing - 12/30/2014 6:24:50 PM   
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Youz a smaht kewkie CD

True...but I'd be even better if I'd offered that with a nice little cup of beaver tail jelly for a sweet Canadian sub.


If it's all the same to you I'll take the brownie
No beaver tail jelly to dip that brownie in? How about a side of petuine?


No thanks but I wouldn't mind a poutine

THAT'S what I meant...yeah, poutine.



Ah okay. Actually petuine wouldn't be a bad name, some tend to pet (french slang for fart) after eating one lol.

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