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-=Curing Cabin Fever=-


Smear peanut butter on the local armadillo to drive the dogs crazy*.
  18% (3)
Watch even more 1950s B&W horror movies on demand?
  0% (0)
Continue listening to Hendrix, Dylan, Cream with nostal for old music?
  18% (3)
Hide naked in neighbor's bushes and jump out yelling Happy Hanukah?
  6% (1)
Put knives, etc on coat hooks by door. When slave gets home -SURPISE
  0% (0)
Take Ambien?
  0% (0)
Drink scotch 'till I fall asleep.
  0% (0)
Start calling all my ex's and ask how they are doing?
  6% (1)
Make more silly posts on CollarChat?
  50% (8)


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-=Curing Cabin Fever=- - 1/24/2015 10:49:51 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		The slave is at work. Night-shift double. I have been in the house all week sick and finally feel better. Going crazy with cabin fever.

* Armadillo note: The local resident armadillo is impervious to dogs and drives them crazy. It burrows under the fence and walks right through the middle of our yards while the dogs bark in protest unable to phase the armadillo in the least. I figure covering it with peanut butter would drive them ultra crazy because there is this giant self propelled doggy treat they can't get at.



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RE: -=Curing Cabin Fever=- - 1/27/2015 8:59:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Combine the Ambien with the posting. Throw in some absinthe and you'll have a night you never remember.

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RE: -=Curing Cabin Fever=- - 1/28/2015 5:00:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'd go for the 'hide naked in neighbours bushes', but I'd want to be there to see the results, and as I'm all the way over here that's no good. So, video please, or it never happened lol

As I enjoy your postings (you do live up to your signature line), I'd have to go for more posts please, silly, or otherwise

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RE: -=Curing Cabin Fever=- - 1/28/2015 6:59:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		Peanut butter on armadillo sounds about right, LOL.

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RE: -=Curing Cabin Fever=- - 1/28/2015 7:25:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		Catch the armadillo naked smear it with peanut butter and throw it at the neighbors while drunk after taking ambien and shouting happy hannakuh. Then call your exes and tell them about it.

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RE: -=Curing Cabin Fever=- - 1/28/2015 10:39:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		Throw in some absinthe and you'll have a night you can't remember . . . or even try to remember. You'll wake up in a cheap Tijuana hotel wondering what the kiddy pool full of armadillos and midget hookers are doing in your hotel room.


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Combine the Ambien with the posting. Throw in some absinthe and you'll have a night you never remember.



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RE: -=Curing Cabin Fever=- - 1/28/2015 10:50:30 AM   
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Hey . . . did you really just say you would hide naked in the bushes??? Hell, if you're going get naked in the bushes, then I don't have to. I'd rather drink absinthe and contemplate smearing peanut butter on a naked brit from Doncaster. Talk about curing a fever!!! I mean, if it came down to a vote, I can say with relative confidence that everyone would much rather see a video of you running naked from the bushes being chased by a sadist with a jar of peanut butter than see me scaring the hell outta' my neighbors.

just sayin'



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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

I'd go for the 'hide naked in neighbours bushes', but I'd want to be there to see the results, and as I'm all the way over here that's no good. So, video please, or it never happened lol

As I enjoy your postings (you do live up to your signature line), I'd have to go for more posts please, silly, or otherwise

needles



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RE: -=Curing Cabin Fever=- - 1/28/2015 12:14:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I know, I know, pics or it didn't happen.

Hey . . . did you really just say you would hide naked in the bushes??? Hell, if you're going get naked in the bushes, then I don't have to. I'd rather drink absinthe and contemplate smearing peanut butter on a naked brit from Doncaster. Talk about curing a fever!!! I mean, if it came down to a vote, I can say with relative confidence that everyone would much rather see a video of you running naked from the bushes being chased by a sadist with a jar of peanut butter than see me scaring the hell outta' my neighbors.

just sayin'



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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

I'd go for the 'hide naked in neighbours bushes', but I'd want to be there to see the results, and as I'm all the way over here that's no good. So, video please, or it never happened lol

As I enjoy your postings (you do live up to your signature line), I'd have to go for more posts please, silly, or otherwise

needles




Yeah, I really didn't think that through did I when I wrote that lol I don't know what your weather is like there either, but here it's 'poke your eyes out' cold!

I'm not sure that your Mrs wants you thinking of me though. get back to that armadillo

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RE: -=Curing Cabin Fever=- - 1/28/2015 1:46:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ouch, 'poke your eyes out' cold sounds very cold. Tomorrow it will be partly sunny and around 70 degrees here.

I am positive my mrs would rather have me thinking of you than armadillos. In fact, in her effort to keep me from messing with the local armadillo, she informed me that in microbiology class she learned armadillos are one of two animals that you have a risk of getting leprosy from. So for her it's leprosy vs a sexy brit . . . guess which one she would pick?

http://www.wildlifemanagementpro.com/2011/05/02/do-armadillos-carry-leprosy/



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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
.... I'd rather drink absinthe and contemplate smearing peanut butter on a naked brit from Doncaster....
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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins
I'd go for the 'hide naked in neighbours bushes', but I'd want to be there to see the results, and as I'm all the way over here that's no good. So, video please, or it never happened lol

As I enjoy your postings (you do live up to your signature line), I'd have to go for more posts please, silly, or otherwise

needles




Yeah, I really didn't think that through did I when I wrote that lol I don't know what your weather is like there either, but here it's 'poke your eyes out' cold!

I'm not sure that your Mrs wants you thinking of me though. get back to that armadillo

needles


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RE: -=Curing Cabin Fever=- - 1/28/2015 1:59:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		in that case, just to keep the leprosy at bay then, and because it's sunny, I guess I'm up for jumping out of the bushes at your neighbours

needles

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