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For the person who has everything... - 2/11/2015 2:52:24 PM   
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http://rudefeed.com/you-can-actually-give-your-valentine-a-chocolate-mold-of-your-butthole-poolsidehigh/

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RE: For the person who has everything... - 2/11/2015 3:05:55 PM   
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And yet again I wonder how our species made it to the top of the food chain.

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RE: For the person who has everything... - 2/11/2015 8:57:32 PM   
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I prefer to buy tiny hollow plastic reindeer that dispense chocolate raisins when you twirl the tail.

It's the ultimate show of holiday love.

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RE: For the person who has everything... - 2/11/2015 11:59:57 PM   
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I have always loved chocolate booties but that is just . . . well . . . I think I am speechless.

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RE: For the person who has everything... - 2/12/2015 4:34:50 AM   
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quote:

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And yet again I wonder how our species made it to the top of the food chain.


There are quite a few people I would like to send out to the Alaskan tundra to ask various bears how it feels to be beneath humans on the food chain. The second poll shall be conducted with sharks, then tigers, lions, oh my!



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RE: For the person who has everything... - 2/12/2015 5:44:32 AM   
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Could be a great break-up gift if you absolutely hate the person.

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RE: For the person who has everything... - 2/12/2015 5:46:59 AM   
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i lol'd.

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RE: For the person who has everything... - 2/12/2015 7:52:00 AM   
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Three things;

1 I wouldn't waste chocolate on someone I didn't like

2 that didn't look like a bum hole, but eeewwwwwww

3 do they charge extra for someone with piles?

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RE: For the person who has everything... - 2/13/2015 5:55:19 PM   
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quote:

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Three things;

1 I wouldn't waste chocolate on someone I didn't like

2 that didn't look like a bum hole, but eeewwwwwww

3 do they charge extra for someone with piles?

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RE: For the person who has everything... - 2/13/2015 9:52:45 PM   
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After someone gifts you with this, do you gain the right to call them a candy ass?

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RE: For the person who has everything... - 2/13/2015 10:14:05 PM   
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After someone gifts you with this, do you gain the right to call them a candy ass?



It does put a new spin on the euphemism: "the chocolate starfish". Does it not?



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RE: For the person who has everything... - 2/14/2015 11:18:31 AM   
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quote:

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Could be a great break-up gift if you absolutely hate the person.



THAT'S what I was thinking.....

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RE: For the person who has everything... - 2/17/2015 11:09:13 AM   
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I wonder how people think of these things

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RE: For the person who has everything... - 2/17/2015 6:54:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

http://rudefeed.com/you-can-actually-give-your-valentine-a-chocolate-mold-of-your-butthole-poolsidehigh/


I like the fact that it's "precision technology".

I would NEVER send my butthole to my honey if....it was not in fact MY butthole.

If I'm gonna send my honey my butthole....I want it to be an accurate representation of MY butthole.

(Chocolate or otherwise).

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