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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/7/2015 1:43:53 PM

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Mee agreez wif dream. Srtart teh with a pikut lineses ountyeel teh odder gyus commes baah. Tey bin letign us us wimminz do and. NUT AXEPTUBEL atal atal!!

i r teh no wimmenz plaese

dey due awl teh wurk

i geet krediet

i r dominate afturawl

u o mee teh appologiezies

R U teh saiz I iz nut a feemail? Cuz u iz yanno. Juss sayin.....

N I doez teh appologiezies 4 beein aout uv line. Iss bin lonlie 4 uss wimminz. Wez bin teh unliest wones Arouaund.

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/7/2015 1:50:57 PM

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R U teh saiz I iz nut a feemail? Cuz u iz yanno. Juss sayin.....

N I doez teh appologiezies 4 beein aout uv line. Iss bin lonlie 4 uss wimminz. Wez bin teh unliest wones Arouaund.

i r nut sae u r teh nut teh wimmenz i sez i no wimmenz

iz ohkay nao u teh apolegeize

nao teh maekupe sekz

huba huba

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/7/2015 2:07:10 PM

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Maekeup Secxe? I haznt haz secxe in maoare thaen 0vur a yeaer. Huba Huba iz teh rite!!

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/7/2015 3:53:36 PM

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Huba huba iz kraking me up

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/7/2015 4:47:16 PM

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Shifty iz wrait. Wee haz nut bin wurkin on dis atal atal.

Iz bee misses da Bear! An where iz meestur Gauge, CD, or da odders?

dere r teh kno otterz

onelie zuel

- gohestbuzsturz

( Zuel r teh rulez!!!

Buttz Meestere Gauge rulez moar! Yep. )

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

quirosetieah keeled teh kat

i r teh kno respueket teh peekit lein

mai threed

peekit urseelfe one ur owen threed

( B-buttez, teh kat iz nut teh dedz.

Et iz teh aleivez nd teh wettz.

Mebee becuz et iz teh klowdee nd teh lux leik teh rainez herez, thoz.

Mebee nutz.

Mai aideeah uv teh peekit leinz obvuslee dint teh wurx.

Ai iz teh sowwy. Dis iz Ur fred, Meestere Gauge. Ai knoz.

No moar tlak uv teh peekit leinez frum teh meh.

Pwomiss. )

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Maekeup Secxe? I haznt haz secxe in maoare thaen 0vur a yeaer. Huba Huba iz teh rite!!

( Teh see? Dis iz wai teh kat bee teh wettz. Teh huba huba is 2 muche uv teh funnee one dis fred. )

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( Awlsoz, mebee me teh finks iz teh teim 4 teh popkornz nao? Oar teh vedeeo kameerah? )

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/7/2015 8:21:46 PM

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/7/2015 8:23:36 PM

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I'm teh prod. 8teen pgz iz cluser 2 teh 20 pgz

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/7/2015 9:57:37 PM

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( I'z baettz dat teh fred kahn gaette moar den dat.

Mebee 21 peyjez oar eevin 22. Yep. )

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/7/2015 10:56:18 PM

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I tinks mee wee Getz maiby 2 teh 30 paidgus therad ifn weez tryz hadr enuf.

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/7/2015 11:33:16 PM

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( Pawseeblee, yep. Ef'n weez trie ahaherdr enuf, weez kahn due et! )

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/8/2015 12:16:51 AM

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Maekeup Secxe? I haznt haz secxe in maoare thaen 0vur a yeaer. Huba Huba iz teh rite!!

y u noe haz teh sexxorz?

u r teh none? u taek a voew ov sellibusieh?

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/8/2015 12:19:06 AM

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Huba huba iz kraking me up

ur brestiklelez m r teh krakken mee upe

nut funnieah ur brestiklezliez tehy r teh neice ... gest sayun

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/8/2015 12:23:59 AM

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Buttz Meestere Gauge rulez moar! Yep

u pase gue

u colleket 200 teh dullerez

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B-buttez, teh kat iz nut teh dedz.

Et iz teh aleivez nd teh wettz.

Mebee becuz et iz teh klowdee nd teh lux leik teh rainez herez, thoz.

Mebee nutz.

shrewdengurez katz

iz aleive o r teh ded

opun boex

feind ouete

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Mai aideeah uv teh peekit leinz obvuslee dint teh wurx.

Ai iz teh sowwy. Dis iz Ur fred, Meestere Gauge. Ai knoz.

No moar tlak uv teh peekit leinez frum teh meh.

Pwomiss.

bee teh submesseive

ale esle iz fewtile

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/8/2015 12:26:17 AM

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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

I'm teh prod. 8teen pgz iz cluser 2 teh 20 pgz

breestiklezez

i r nut keedineg

i r breiebe teh moderate3 2 teh loeke threed

f i r teh aeske neice i beet moderate loeke threed

b neice

b fuken neice

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/8/2015 12:28:18 AM

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I'z baettz dat teh fred kahn gaette moar den dat.

Mebee 21 peyjez oar eevin 22. Yep.

ef thes threed deiz i r teh maeke nue 1

aeske dominate

beet et taek ovur teh 4umz

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/8/2015 12:29:33 AM

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

I tinks mee wee Getz maiby 2 teh 30 paidgus therad ifn weez tryz hadr enuf.

u r sai haerd

u teh funnieah

one ur neez

i r teh triez haerd enuf

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/8/2015 12:31:29 AM

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Pawseeblee, yep. Ef'n weez trie ahaherdr enuf, weez kahn due et!

y u uze teh perentethesiezieziez wen u teh tlak?

stoep taht nao

iz ordur frum mee

nut keedineg

stoep nao

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/8/2015 1:45:46 AM

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B-buttez, teh kat iz nut teh dedz.

Et iz teh aleivez nd teh wettz.

Mebee becuz et iz teh klowdee nd teh lux leik teh rainez herez, thoz.

Mebee nutz.

shrewdengurez katz

iz aleive o r teh ded

opun boex

feind ouete

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Pawseeblee, yep. Ef'n weez trie ahaherdr enuf, weez kahn due et!

y u uze teh perentethesiezieziez wen u teh tlak?

stoep taht nao

iz ordur frum mee

nut keedineg

stoep nao

( I r tlak en perentethesiezieziez becuz I r nut dueen teh talking att awl. I bee thengkingz thengz. )

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( I r teh reemememembrrrer teh poaste frum b4, numbrrrer 235.

I r maede teh pwomiss. I r kaepe teh pwomiss. Yep. )

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Noz moar tlaking fruhm mee tell U sei soz. Pwomiss.

Buttez ef U'z teh wahntz meh 2 stahp uzeen teh perentethesiezieziez, thenz I'z teh wills.

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/8/2015 9:44:36 AM

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No Ebola disease. By now? Now I feel the bloody tears running down my cheeks.

I need more whiskey and alka-seltzer...

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RE: I R TEH DOMINATE - 4/8/2015 2:02:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Maekeup Secxe? I haznt haz secxe in maoare thaen 0vur a yeaer. Huba Huba iz teh rite!!

y u noe haz teh sexxorz?

u r teh none? u taek a voew ov sellibusieh?

Iz bin uh go0d gurl. Mai Meester Mhan haz teh bin gonzi 4 yeer nao. Soz noz secxe 4 teh mee.

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