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JstAnotherSub -> RE: Bald (3/23/2015 2:11:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sexy30angela

Should a woman's cunt be totally bald if she is sexually active? Also should there be any penalties if she isn't totally bald if she is sexually active?

Only if the moon is in the southwestern sky and the unicorns are flying to the north, otherwise it is just stupidity.




SeekingTrinity -> RE: Bald (3/23/2015 2:14:54 PM)

~FRing it~

I keep imagining calls to police, district court trials, and cunts that could be mistaken for long lost members of ZZ Top. It's hard to focus on just how ridiculous these questions seem when I'm amused by such mental imagery




MercTech -> RE: Bald (3/23/2015 2:23:44 PM)

Now if you put on a 1970s mindset; the only reason a woman would be bald down there is that she had to get rid of a bad case of the crabs. Back then, a guy who wanted his girlfriend to shave her genitals was considered a closet pedophile wanting bald underage sex.

Just saying; time changes opinions on grooming.




shiftyw -> RE: Bald (3/23/2015 2:36:26 PM)

The Brazilian wax is actually thought to be upping the cases of STIs each year because of more direct contact with broken skin.




IcarusBurning -> RE: Bald (3/23/2015 2:45:22 PM)

i see two sentences. they are mutually uncorrelated. each sentence has 2 parts. they are equally uncorrelated.

this is just not my cup of tea.




DesFIP -> RE: Bald (3/24/2015 1:12:47 PM)

There is no should.

There's just whatever you need in your relationship.

None of which has any bearing on mine.




DaddySatyr -> RE: Bald (3/24/2015 1:35:29 PM)


I'm going to take the OP seriously and answer:

I don't like wood floors. I like fast putting greens.

Any lady that's with me has to acquiesce to this or she has to have a sound (medical) reason why she can't (I even buy the Lady Remington© for her)



Michael




ResidentSadist -> RE: Bald (3/24/2015 1:43:09 PM)

I believe righteous sluts should have a merkin if they plan to be sexually active. That way her snatch is like a convertible car. You can go with the top on or off.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin




NorthernGent -> RE: Bald (3/24/2015 2:07:06 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sexy30angela

Should a woman's cunt be totally bald if she is sexually active? Also should there be any penalties if she isn't totally bald if she is sexually active?


Whenever I come across such a woman, I have a custom built, tight fitting, metal cage built; put her in it, and suspend her from the town hall. Tickets are sold for a reasonable price, and somewhere in the region of 20,000 barbarians turn up baying for blood and suffering. All other women receive exactly the same treatment, except foreigners who are forced to swear an oath of allegiance before we get down to business. This is all completely legal in England. Feel free to send your subversives this way for ironing out, but please do check with the United States authorities to understand their position on this matter. They may wish to know that there's one been up there foe 13 years.




longing2serveBBW -> RE: Bald (3/24/2015 5:32:22 PM)

Firstly I object to the c word. I mean do you think It's manly to use such a disgusting term. Secondly I'm bald, but not a c'' but you? the jury's out..




RockaRolla -> RE: Bald (3/24/2015 5:39:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: longing2serveBBW

Firstly I object to the c word. I mean do you think It's manly to use such a disgusting term. Secondly I'm bald, but not a c'' but you? the jury's out..

OP is not a male, but you are. And frankly I'm tired of men who insist that certain words are degrading to women. You have the nerve to tell the OP that she has no right to call her own genitals what she wishes?

Even better, you turn around and use the word as an insult. For calling her genitals whatever she wanted. That's rich.

This thread is not about you. Nobody cares what you think about the word CUNT.




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Bald (3/24/2015 5:42:38 PM)

What's wrong with the 'ç' word ? It's perfectly good English and has been around for centuries and the High Court in Britain agreed that it was okay when they passed judgement on Lady Chatterly's Lover, so many years ago. I think that was back in the 50's, so object away.
It's not a word I would use often but that's my choice, not because I am afraid I might offend somebody.




PeonForHer -> RE: Bald (3/24/2015 7:51:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

The Brazilian wax is actually thought to be upping the cases of STIs each year because of more direct contact with broken skin.


*That* is interesting. And very plausible.




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Bald (3/24/2015 7:59:04 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


quote:

ORIGINAL: shiftyw

The Brazilian wax is actually thought to be upping the cases of STIs each year because of more direct contact with broken skin.


*That* is interesting. And very plausible.

I've read that the Brazilian wax is also contributing to the extinction of crabs [:D]




vivaciousgrace -> RE: Bald (3/26/2015 2:41:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

It is time for me to step forward selflessly.

I volunteer to:

1. Inspect cunts for evidence of baldness. I will determine a suitable metric of pubic hair length.
2. Verify women's levels of sexual activity. Included in this is a definition of "sexual activity" - is a woman sexually active if she has not had sex in a year? A month? The last ten minutes?
3. Implement a penalty program. I prefer spanking them evil wimmins.

OP, I'm an engineer. As an engineer, I think of implementation, and to propose something like this without thinking of verification methods is unfeasible.


And this is why all of the significant male partners in my life have been engineers [:D]

Edited to add: I am currently bald. I have done Brazilian. But for a long time I just had a neat lady garden which was given an occasional trim and edge. None of my partners (male or female) have ever expressed an opinion on the matter.
They simply like my foof, whatever its current style.

Upon reflection i have decided that "People that dictate the style of my foof" are a hard limit.

That is all.




MissKatya -> RE: Bald (3/26/2015 3:53:17 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: longing2serveBBW

Firstly I object to the c word. I mean do you think It's manly to use such a disgusting term. Secondly I'm bald, but not a c'' but you? the jury's out..


I'm a female and I love the word "cunt". I try to use it whenever possible. It's a magical word.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Bald (3/27/2015 10:26:59 AM)



quote:

ORIGINAL: MercTech

Now if you put on a 1970s mindset; the only reason a woman would be bald down there is that she had to get rid of a bad case of the crabs. Back then, a guy who wanted his girlfriend to shave her genitals was considered a closet pedophile wanting bald underage sex.

Just saying; time changes opinions on grooming.

I immediately imagined a stray pube stuck in my teeth.

[image]http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/0905/pubic-hair-demotivational-poster-1242423815.jpg[/image]




JVoV -> RE: Bald (3/27/2015 10:56:11 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist



quote:

ORIGINAL: MercTech

Now if you put on a 1970s mindset; the only reason a woman would be bald down there is that she had to get rid of a bad case of the crabs. Back then, a guy who wanted his girlfriend to shave her genitals was considered a closet pedophile wanting bald underage sex.

Just saying; time changes opinions on grooming.

I immediately imagined a stray pube stuck in my teeth.

[image]http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/0905/pubic-hair-demotivational-poster-1242423815.jpg[/image]


Flossing is important.

I think both sexes should at least trim, closely, if not go completely bald.




Kittenluv954 -> RE: Bald (3/27/2015 11:05:57 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sexy30angela

Should a woman's cunt be totally bald if she is sexually active? Also should there be any penalties if she isn't totally bald if she is sexually active?


i like to shave some, and leave a trimmed "landing strip" up top.

but to answer the two questions directly- no. and no.




PeonForHer -> RE: Bald (3/27/2015 11:59:06 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


quote:

ORIGINAL: shiftyw

The Brazilian wax is actually thought to be upping the cases of STIs each year because of more direct contact with broken skin.


*That* is interesting. And very plausible.

I've read that the Brazilian wax is also contributing to the extinction of crabs [:D]


Why? Do women who've had Brazilians regularly swim at the bottom of the sea, scraping crabs on the head with their minges?




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