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Slow as a rock - 3/30/2015 7:57:36 PM   
Granitel


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Hello folks. After an attempt and subsequent failure at a vanilla relationship, I have finally accepted my sadistic nature and no longer feels bad about it. So here I am to figure myself out and hopefully make some friends along the way. I hope everyone have a good rest of the day and may luck ever be in your favor.
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RE: Slow as a rock - 3/30/2015 7:58:57 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Granitel

Hello folks. After an attempt and subsequent failure at a vanilla relationship, I have finally accepted my sadistic nature and no longer feels bad about it. So here I am to figure myself out and hopefully make some friends along the way. I hope everyone have a good rest of the day and may luck ever be in your favor.


Welcome to the forums!

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RE: Slow as a ro - 3/30/2015 8:40:43 PM   
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Welcome from another vanilla relationship survivor... It is a shame that we lose so many years of our lives fighting what we are but, I guess better late than never.

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RE: Slow as a ro - 3/30/2015 10:19:04 PM   
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No offense, but your username is Granite and that pic looks like a geode. I suspect the pic may not be of you.

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RE: Slow as a ro - 3/30/2015 10:19:56 PM   
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No offense, but your username is Granite and that pic looks like a geode. I suspect the pic may not be of you.

Welcome to the forums!


You are just taking him for granite.

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RE: Slow as a ro - 3/31/2015 12:48:59 AM   
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Gauge, don't give him any schist.

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RE: Slow as a ro - 3/31/2015 1:51:15 AM   
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Everyone thinks they're a rock star.

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RE: Slow as a ro - 3/31/2015 2:18:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: stef

Gauge, don't give him any schist.


I norite. As I always say, better latite then never. If we are to diorite by this new member we should hawaiite his next post. I am sure he is a tuff guy, but tonalite I feel for the poor bugger. We wouldn't want to basalt his sensibilities now would we? Maybe he will post a quarry in another forum.

We should be protective after all... we don't want to let them fall in with the riprap around here.

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RE: Slow as a ro - 3/31/2015 5:44:14 AM   
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*gigglesnorts*

Welcome, oh igneous one!

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RE: Slow as a ro - 4/1/2015 7:38:30 AM   
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Thank you all for the warm welcome. The picture is what I liked when I google imaged granite so I am not surprised it's a geode. I always liked Geodude. Always been described as thick as a rock so thought it be appropriate. In addition I miss hint 9 times out of 10 so that is well suited as well.

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RE: Slow as a ro - 4/2/2015 9:50:07 PM   
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glad you are not so hard headed *chuckles*

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RE: Slow as a ro - 4/3/2015 4:40:53 AM   
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I'm sure I plenty am, but rather not test it out physically if I can help it. Otherwise I am oblivious as the stars in the sky.

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RE: Slow as a ro - 4/5/2015 7:26:39 PM   
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This thread was perfect for a chuckle.
Welcome!

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