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RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how... - 4/24/2015 1:30:29 PM

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***NOT A REMOTELY SERIOUS THREAD***

so not ONE WORD about me not being a twue sub. I am a snarky switch. Get over it :P

but yeah...

You are damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works.

What silly, funny, odd and cheeky and too honest expectations do you have of your partners, aside from all the sensible and reasonable ones.

I have a few funny little quirks on my list.

Matching socks. I don't think I can submit to a guy that doesn't pair his socks. Its just WRONG.

over to you guys... :)

I expect that any woman spending an inordinate amount of time worrying about socks, should just get on with it and enjoy the liberating experience of a release from sock angst. Take a pair of my socks to Africa, put them on your head and dance round a fire wild eyed, really enjoy yourself dreaming about order in paired socks, but; DO IT FUCKIN' QUIETLY.

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RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how... - 4/27/2015 12:19:17 PM

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I expect that any woman spending an inordinate amount of time worrying about socks, should just get on with it and enjoy the liberating experience of a release from sock angst. Take a pair of my socks to Africa, put them on your head and dance round a fire wild eyed, really enjoy yourself dreaming about order in paired socks, but; DO IT FUCKIN' QUIETLY.

Muahahahaha I just choked on my coffee at the idea of sock angst

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RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how... - 4/27/2015 1:00:47 PM

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I expect that any woman spending an inordinate amount of time worrying about socks, should just get on with it and enjoy the liberating experience of a release from sock angst. Take a pair of my socks to Africa, put them on your head and dance round a fire wild eyed, really enjoy yourself dreaming about order in paired socks, but; DO IT FUCKIN' QUIETLY.

Muahahahaha I just choked on my coffee at the idea of sock angst

Would you like a sock therapy course at a reasonable fee on a no win no fee basis?

I'm well established and well respected in this business: my credentials are ship-shape.

Have a pair of socks on hand neatly tucked into one another, so when a pair of disorientated socks turn up with seemingly no pattern to their behaviour, and it feels like the sky is falling in, just turn to your neatly packaged socks for relief.

If you want any more guidance on this matter, you're gonna have to pay!

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RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how... - 4/27/2015 2:27:24 PM

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What's a cooker? I've heard of a flogger, is that close?

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RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how... - 4/27/2015 2:34:00 PM

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I expect him to know how to cook and clean an be self sufficient. I am not a mommy, i will not be theirs.

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RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how... - 4/27/2015 7:34:16 PM

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What's a cooker? I've heard of a flogger, is that close?

Nope. Cooker is a British term for stove.

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RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how... - 4/28/2015 12:19:50 PM

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What's a cooker? I've heard of a flogger, is that close?

Nope. Cooker is a British term for stove.

Not quite.

A stove is fire-powered; a cooker is gas powered.

A stove was what people used when things a bit more authentic; a cooker is for convenience cooking.

A flogger and a cooker probably have nothing in common. And, a flogger will bring you far more pleasure.

A cooker will leave you feeling that you've cheated food.

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RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how... - 4/30/2015 6:54:58 PM

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Stove in America is cooker in England.
I was explaining the term to an American, not a Brit who wouldn't have had to ask the question.

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RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how... - 5/2/2015 9:37:34 AM

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You are damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works.

I only expect him to know how to cook if he wants to eat without having to go out every night for dinner or settle for peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I'm a very good cook but I don't like cooking at all. Once my sons were grown and out of the house, I hung up my apron and retired myself from the kitchen. Master is a fantastic cook and he enjoys doing it so he does most of the cooking (I do all the clean up) and we go out for dinner a couple times a week. I do occasionally cook one of my specialty dishes for him when he wants it.

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