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*emu noises, but in a non-sexual way* - 6/3/2015 12:45:07 PM

CyanEmu

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Hello!

I'm really afraid of coming off sketchy on the internet because no one can see my cute little face and hand gestures. So bear with me, and please let me know if I'm accidentally weird.

I come here from the exotic land of FetLife, with almost the same name. There's an underscore in the middle over there. I'm pretty new to kink, and definitely new to poly. But I'm learning! Doing that whole 'exploration and growth' thing.

At the moment, I'm mostly looking for cool new friendly people. If you're a dom with cool ideas or advice for a newb, that's awesome. If you're anyone with input on board games and music and other spiffy things, send me a line. If you're trying to solicit me, at least be witty and clever.

If you're a potato, get of the computer. Potatoes can't type.

Anyhow, that's all. Hopefully some of you swell people will say hello, because I'm bad at starting conversations.

Cheers!
-Emu

PS: Definitely not actually into emus sexually. I just think they're cool as far as birds go. It's ok if you are, but please don't expect me to make actual emu noises at you in a sexual way without being incredibly drunk.