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you might be a redneck dom - 11/27/2004 10:45:51 PM   
ginny


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If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil
slicks and grease stains, ... you just might be a
Redneck Dom.

If your idea of a quality leather shop is
Billy-Joe-Bob's Beer, Bait and re-upholstery shop, ...
you just might be a Redneck Dom.

If your idea of fetish wear is laced up boots,
camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt, and a John Deer
baseball cap, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom.

If the only submissives you have played with are
relatives 2nd cousin or closer, ... you just might be
a Redneck Dom.

If you need to move broken carburetors and dead
batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross,... you
just might be a Redneck Dom.

If you keep your crops in a gun rack in the rear
window of the cab in your pick-up truck, ... you just
might be a Redneck Dom.

If your CB antennae doubles as your cane, ... you just
might be a Redneck Dom.

If your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your
hunting dogs share your bed,... you just might be a
Redneck Dom.

If you repair your flogger with duct tape, ... you
just might be a Redneck Dom.

If you have ever had to take down the deer you were
dressing in order to use the spreader bar to restrain
your sub, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom.

If you have ever bound and gagged your submissive in
the bed of a pick up truck, ... you just might be a
Redneck Dom.

If you think a cock ring is the place they hold
chicken fights on Saturday night, ... you just might
be a Redneck Dom.

If your submissives safe words are "cut it out or I'm
tellin' Ma", ... you just might be Redneck Dom.

If you have ever used nipple clips in to remove tics
from your huntin' dogs,... you just might be a Redneck
Dom.

If one of your submissives have ever played or gone to
a play party in curlers and a kerchief, ...you just
might be a Redneck Dom.

If you count your spanking strokes "1--2--3--the next
number--the next higher number--the next really higher
number, you just might be a Redneck Dom.

If your submissives knows what you expect by the way
you belch, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom.

If a submissives fulfilling your every whim means
their picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV
channels for you, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom.

If your submissives have ever tried to brighten the
dungeon decor with a lava lamp and/or a pair of pink
flamingo's, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom.

If your spanking horse doubles during the week as your
aluminum siding instillation saw horse, ... you just
might be a Redneck Dom.

If you tell your submissive to fix you a steak, and
she starts by loading the shotgun, ... you just might
be a Redneck Dom.

If one of your submissives have ever had to use their
safe word in order to spit tobacco juice, ... you
really are a Redneck Dom.

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RE: you might be a redneck dom - 11/27/2004 11:54:32 PM   
proudsub


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LMAO!!

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