A woman walked in the emergency room with 2 broken arms.
Doctor: what happened?
woman: I climbed the tall tree in my yard and fell.
Doctor : how old are you ma'am
Wiman: I'm 46 sir.
Doctor wrote her a prescription and recommended she should take the medicine prescribed immidiately.
The woman scurried to the pharmacy to find out that the medication prescribed were suppositories.
She rushed back to the doctor's in a fit of anger ....
Woman: Hey! Sir ! Are you kidding me? Iam having 2 broken arms and you prescribe suppositories to me?
Doctor : calm down ma'am , I'm a professional and I always try not to cure only adiseases, also what's causing them.
If it did not itch you? What possessed you to wanna climb a tree at 46.
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