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ORIGINAL: MS4S

I'm a comedian YES Oh Yes but plagerism may come about

lets say I'm multitalented which talent vest suits ME


I get no respect no respect I once trued to take a selfie of Me and Camera broke

I get no respect no respect I walk into a brothel with a condom Pay 100 dollars to get My dick sucked by the ugkiest woman
in the room I wiat as instructed in the bedroom all nekid when 5 minutes later come out with 200 dollars and the condom stull unued

I Hope Bob isn't listening I don't want Him to believe Me serving the troops is taking away from His Day Job

I once got on stage after Fozie the bear who was heckled by Tomatoes when I start My jokes all of a sudden utter silence then a minute later I hear bring back Fozie the bear
Yeah Bring back Fozie the Bear

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ORIGINAL: indianriver

A woman walked in the emergency room with 2 broken arms.
Doctor: what happened?
woman: I climbed the tall tree in my yard and fell.
Doctor : how old are you ma'am
Wiman: I'm 46 sir.
Doctor wrote her a prescription and recommended she should take the medicine prescribed immidiately.
The woman scurried to the pharmacy to find out that the medication prescribed were suppositories.
She rushed back to the doctor's in a fit of anger ....
Woman: Hey! Sir ! Are you kidding me? Iam having 2 broken arms and you prescribe suppositories to me?
Doctor : calm down ma'am , I'm a professional and I always try not to cure only adiseases, also what's causing them.

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If it did not itch you? What possessed you to wanna climb a tree at 46.