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kittensmailbox -> A woman who reads... (7/17/2006 3:19:39 PM)
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?""Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her."I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.""If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman."But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden."That's true, but you have all the equipment.For all I know you could start at any moment.""Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

MistressTexas -> RE: A woman who reads... (7/17/2006 6:05:46 PM)
sigh third copy of this exact joke so far.

crouchingtigress -> RE: A woman who reads... (7/17/2006 7:55:48 PM)
lol that was funnny!

kittensmailbox -> RE: A woman who reads... (7/17/2006 10:53:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressTexas sigh third copy of this exact joke so far. LOL, does that mean it is not funny???? It was the first time i ever heard it, so i posted it to share.... Sooooo sorry if i offened... Is it a sin now to laugh???

SweetDommes -> RE: A woman who reads... (7/17/2006 11:28:23 PM)
it's far from a sin to laugh, but it is appreciated when you check to see if something has already been posted - especially as the second posting of this joke was still on the first page when you posted it this time. Check that ... actually both previous postings of the joke are still on the first page of this forum.

RubberWitch -> RE: A woman who reads... (7/18/2006 6:42:50 AM)
I think it's funny that a joke entitled "Women who read" is so obviously being posted by "Women who don't". Hears your sign J

kittensmailbox -> RE: A woman who reads... (7/18/2006 8:24:22 AM)
LOL... so harsh... i cant believe some of you... Do you really think that i have that kind of time to read EVERY post??? Come on, there is a life outside of a computer.... So forgive me for posting... i for one am thankful for double post, because sometimes i do miss a thing or two.... i was not aware that the rest of you could walk on water....

SweetDommes -> RE: A woman who reads... (7/18/2006 11:03:46 AM)
Never claimed to be able to walk on water - but skimming through the titles of threads already posted (or using the search function, which is amazingly easy) isn't that difficult.

kittensmailbox -> RE: A woman who reads... (7/18/2006 11:06:27 AM)
Oh you have taught me well my lord and master forgive me for not thinking, i am worthless and should spend much more time at my computer then out living life... i am not worthy of your wisdom.... forgive me, i beg....

LaTigresse -> RE: A woman who reads... (7/18/2006 12:41:47 PM)
snarky snarky girls

Sasy -> RE: A woman who reads... (7/18/2006 12:43:31 PM)
I loved it ... sent it on to a few ... thank you for sharing

OriginalStuff -> RE: A woman who reads... (7/18/2006 10:06:09 PM)
lol Ive never heard that one, before, loved it. Ty hun for sharing. If others have a problem with it, then obviosly, they have to much time on the net (arse) . LOL instead of serving Master's or Mistress's. Or maybe even, Owned slaves Osnsoftpj

RubberWitch -> RE: A woman who reads... (7/19/2006 1:52:18 AM)
One doesn't serve one's owned slaves, thats sort of the point. Here's your sign. J

OriginalStuff -> RE: A woman who reads... (7/19/2006 7:01:39 PM)
How True...RubberWitch. But as all possesions, they need tending to also. Care and Upkeep. If O/ne has so much time, to read through all of the wonderful knowledge on here, then In My Opinion something/someone is being neglected. I try to read through all the sites info, that I belong to, but I find that impossible. Unless I park Myself in front of the computer and do nothing but. I havent the time nor the patience to do so, as You know Owning a slave/s takes work on O/our part to, not to metion everyday life. So sometimes it is nice to bring up old topics. As I stated, The joke was new to Me. I did enjoy the giggle. And as I believe, when O/one stops laughing, O/one dies a slow death inside. So thank you again kittensmailbox (winks) even if it is Old....pssst lol so am I) LOL OriginalStuff[;)]

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