The Circle of Life
When I was in High School, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts.
In College, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.
In my 20's, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.
In my 30's I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
In my 40's I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was without direction. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
In my 50's I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now all I want is a girl with big breasts!!
Did you know.....
Two wrongs don't make a right,
but three rights make a left
....think about it