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The Circle of Life - 10/18/2015 8:28:16 AM   
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The Circle of Life

When I was in High School, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts.

In College, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.

In my 20's, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

In my 30's I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

In my 40's I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was without direction. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

In my 50's I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl with big breasts!!

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