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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

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ORIGINAL: S1CK
then you are living in an illusion and not in touch with every day life

And in fact, I just asked my ex-linebacker, motorcycle riding Master/husband.

He says, "No, that doesn't make you a fag. It makes you a cuckold."

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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2
You win the Internet for the day! Best laugh of my workday.

Thanks! I'm glad my weird sense of humor paid off.

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice
How far up are we talking? An ER doc might be a better choice.

Oh, hon, I don't know if you'd laugh or not. I used to know a gal who worked as a nurse (RN) for an OB-GYN. You wouldn't believe some of the horror stories she told me about what women had come into the office for that got stuck up there. Not pretty to say the least. (Yes, I really am sparing you the details.)

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ORIGINAL: S1CK

Nah you are very wrong. I dont need to pre-defend myself and I was referring to how the average male would respond if they heard another man say he just ate cum.

The fact that you are not a male makes it very hard for you to understand what would happen in that situation.

We do get to figure out who we are and I haven't disputed that. His question was to society and what society thinks judging him from said actions.

If you think that a man can walk to a group of straight guys and say that he just ate cum and not be thought of as a fag, gay, be called names etc. then you are living in an illusion and not in touch with every day life

You do realize I'm going to laugh my ass off the first time some woman snowball's you. It's going to be hilarious.

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

Seriously Creampie, your name is a bit of a giveaway and the fact that you are explicitly looking for a couple where you do those activities kind of makes the "I don't like it, I really do it just for her" a bit invalid. Look, there is nothing wrong with whatever floats your boat, but why pretend that the woman would force you and you don't like it, if you are offering such services to a couple? Makes no sense

Referring back to OP's gratuitous lip service (pun intended) when he says "he does not like doing it, but only does it to please his Goddess," I am so utterly sick and tired of this canned sentiment. It stinks more than rotten sardines.

Notwithstanding I wouldn't want this kind of sub, and if a sub ever said this tripe to me, my first reaction would be Don't do me any freaking favors, cuz this is NOT going to rack him up any brownie points, for sure.

No OP, you're not fooling anyone. Worrying about whether others will think you are bi is the least of your concerns. Finding a couple willing to collude with your pretentiousness and wishy-washy (pun not intended) state of denial is the larger issue.

Hey ExiledTyrant -- ain't nuttin wrong with getting another helping with your own stuff mixed in. Can't stand me a prissy dude who won't kiss or fuck where he's already left his mark.

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact


Oh, hon, I don't know if you'd laugh or not. I used to know a gal who worked as a nurse (RN) for an OB-GYN. You wouldn't believe some of the horror stories she told me about what women had come into the office for that got stuck up there. Not pretty to say the least. (Yes, I really am sparing you the details.)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

You do realize I'm going to laugh my ass off the first time some woman snowball's you. It's going to be hilarious.