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ORIGINAL: LadyPact OK. From where you are, you can hop a flight to the most northern state. Delta Airlines will give you a good rate to a place called Fairbanks, Alaska. From Fairbanks airport, get a rental car. Go towards the city until you get to route 2. You'll hang a right. There should be a road sign that says Delta Junction 99 miles. You're going to go through this town called North Pole, Alaska. You'll notice it. There's a big Santa Claus statue, a welding company that did the work so the light poles look like candy canes... Oh, if you need a rest stop, you might want to catch it there. Keep going... Keep going... About fifty miles later, you're going to come to a lake. It's beautiful there. Quiet trees. Still water. By the side of the road, there's an outhouse. They stop pumping it in September. Inside, you will find the biggest pile of frozen shit that you have ever seen. Anybody that has to take a dump between Fairbanks and Delta? That's the place to go. Have at it. Eat to your heart's content. Heck, the Alaska folks will thank you for it because come December, that big frozen pile tends to create splash back if folks go there to tinkle. Might even be the safest scat on the planet since it freezes up there. In case I haven't mentioned it, you might want to bring some baby wipes for your face. No running water at the facility and all of that. You win LadyPact, that was a really great reply and the useful tip of the babywhips very generous.....
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