Kana
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Just looking for some purpose and think you could find it in keeping a goddess happy? I'm curious. What exactly is the career path needed to become a Goddess? Is there a training school for this? What are the professional criteria? Does one need regular visits to the Spa to attain immortality, or is this one of those "You have to be born with it" skills, like wiggling ears, being double-jointed, the capacity to make good pie crust? Are mud baths required? Where does one register to form ones own religion? What exactly is your churches stance on the issues of the day, Gay Marriage/LGBTG? Where does one go to verify the Goddess resume? Is there a Better Goddess Bureau that ensures that all Goddesses are real, ethical and in good standing? Whats the NAIC code here? I can't seem to locate one? Are sacrificial volcano's mandatory or only optional? And must all sacrifices be named Joe? What if they were named Jose. Would that be acceptable? Are donations tax deductible? Thanks for helping. These questions have been bothering me for some time now and I greatly appreciate the opportunity to discuss with the real thing-that way I know I'm getting the facts straight from the horses mouth.
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"One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. " HST
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