From: Somewhere Texas
My niece and her boyfriend were arguing, basically about the fact she changed her mind about the status of the relationship again.
Her, (angry, yelling): You dont know me at all!!!
Him, (calm, normal voice): Not when you have seventeen personalities.
Now, you have to imagine that the argument started behind closed doors, and ended up in the living room, so every one heard the exchange, and everyone started laughing so hard it had the dogs carrying on.
Now, Kera (very opinionated high content wolf hybrid) immediately went to my niece and began "talking" to her, and I swear the dog was telling her that he was right.
Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?
You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.
Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI