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doublegreekpen -> fake semen (7/18/2006 3:36:30 PM)

hi there, does anybody know a recepe for a realistic looking fake semen????



proudsub -> RE: fake semen (7/18/2006 8:06:37 PM)

There are some ideas on this thread:  Need tips on an idea I had



cutelinygurl84 -> RE: fake semen (7/19/2006 4:13:00 PM)

My question too you is why do you want something that looks like semen but is not?  I am just curiouse why you want something fake is the real thing not good enough for you.

Cutelinygurl84



MsKatHouston -> RE: fake semen (7/19/2006 5:50:47 PM)

LOL I looked at that thread and the links and was tickled by the fake cum that had a multipurpose for a setting lotion for hair

my idea would be to find a mistress or master who had multiple slaves and get the real thing but... [8D]



Cloudz -> RE: fake semen (7/20/2006 2:04:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: doublegreekpen

hi there, does anybody know a recepe for a realistic looking fake semen????


Oh please, share WHY you would want this information...the suspense is killing me!



sharainks -> RE: fake semen (7/20/2006 7:21:20 PM)

If you can still find it there is actually a hair setting lotion that would work.  Its called Dryfast.  Color, texture everything would be almost exact. 



TheShadows -> RE: fake semen (7/20/2006 11:39:10 PM)

Something that would probably be all natural, minus the glue, would be a recipe for paper mache goo.  So that would basically be water and corn starch or something?  LOL.  Good luck.

As always, YMMV...
TheShadows



DesertRat -> RE: fake semen (7/20/2006 11:52:07 PM)

Say, doublegreekpen, I could sell you some...er...um...fake semen. Jars of it. Sure, that's it...fake...absolutely...

lemme know if you're interested...*looks around for cops*

Bob



babygirl005 -> RE: fake semen (7/21/2006 12:20:01 AM)

Ivory dishwashing liquid is used in porno films.
  Estring



sub4hire -> RE: fake semen (8/1/2006 2:30:32 PM)

Is that why people foam at the mouth when giving a blow job in porno's?



tbear4759 -> RE: fake semen (8/1/2006 4:52:10 PM)

I don't know about the fake semen, but I know where I can find some realistic looking non-fake semen for you.  I give you a good price on each jar.



marieToo -> RE: fake semen (8/1/2006 4:57:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: doublegreekpen

hi there, does anybody know a recepe for a realistic looking fake semen????


lol.  off the top of my head Im thinking that coconut syrup that is used in pina coladas might do well for fake cum.  And it tastes alot better too.



Rafters -> RE: fake semen (9/27/2006 3:34:08 AM)

Funny you should mention that..
A porn set rigger I once drank with, swore on a bartop that non alcoholic pino colada mix and a squirty bottle are bukkake-wood's dirty little secret.



zero69u2 -> RE: fake semen (9/27/2006 3:51:20 AM)

aunt jamami maple syrup and pina colado mixer.. or mayonaise might be good too.



Elorin -> RE: fake semen (9/27/2006 4:13:46 AM)

The recipes that came with the squirting dildos I have all involved sugar which is bad to put in a vagina ~yeast infection YUCK~. We ended up using water on stage, which was fine because in a night club during a performance it was the gesture more than realistic cum that we were looking for.

If you intend to use it inside someone, make sure it will not cause the kind of imbalances in chemistry that lead to yeast infections. If it is going to be external and decorative, you could e-mail me and I'll find the recipe that came with my sqirting dildos.

~Ms. Elorin
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juliaoceania -> RE: fake semen (9/27/2006 9:12:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sharainks

If you can still find it there is actually a hair setting lotion that would work.  Its called Dryfast.  Color, texture everything would be almost exact. 


That reminded me of the movie "Something About Mary"



Mistressnfantasy -> RE: fake semen (10/25/2006 6:12:00 AM)

i played a joke on someone once who was asleep by mixing talcum powder with water   so it was the same consistency as cum placed it  in a condom on their penis while they were asleep and proceeded to tell them when they woke what a great fun time we d had....works great
a freind of mine stands above a person salivate in their hand whilst masturbating so he has a hand full of saliva and pretends he is ejaculating and then streams it all over the persons body ... whilst they are at their height oif orgassm..makes the laying person very excited....



slavefrankie -> RE: fake semen (11/1/2006 12:07:19 PM)

try powdered sugar and milk and make it very thick plus its verry tasty.



LotusSong -> RE: fake semen (11/1/2006 1:06:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: doublegreekpen

hi there, does anybody know a recepe for a realistic looking fake semen????

eggwhite and tapioca pudding



shadevarr -> RE: fake semen (11/1/2006 4:30:45 PM)

Ohh, all the mindfucks that came to mind at the thought of having a pitcher of "cum" handy.



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