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Cell -> Come sit on Santa's lap... (12/21/2015 12:22:54 PM)

It's that time of year, not long now until Santa is going to pay everyone a late-night visit, slide on down and give you a present... Hmmm... reading that back, I probably shouldn't have cracked open that case of eggnog before writing this O.o

All that aside, remember sitting on Santa's lap as a kid? Or... Adult... A little weird but I don't wan't to discriminate here. Whatever the case may be! The chocks are off the reindeer! Come tell Santa what you want for christmas before it's too late?! [:D]




freedomdwarf1 -> RE: Come sit on Santa's lap... (12/21/2015 12:45:44 PM)

Who is this santa clown you speak of?? [8|]

I never saw him as a kid.
My kids have never visited him either.
Seen the poor schmuck working in garden centres and supermarkets though.
The wages must be good coz he only turns up for work a few weeks a year. [:D]



LadyPact -> RE: Come sit on Santa's lap... (12/21/2015 1:54:13 PM)

I'll tell you. The man, himself, was spotted at one of our local clubs on Saturday night. Much lap sitting happened and a few spankings occurred while over the knee. One of the elves had been around the joint for over a week, getting into all kinds of kinky mischief.

What most folks don't know is that, in a back corner of the famous workshop, there's a special section where they make toys for adults. Back there, where most folks can't see, they plait whips, craft floggers, fashion canes, and all kinds of other things that are for a certain kind of fun. What? Do you think elves are immune to being members of the kinky population? They are toy makers, after all.

LOL.



Cell -> RE: Come sit on Santa's lap... (12/21/2015 1:56:17 PM)

I've been wondering what a christmas would be like without the soulless spending. Every year I try to buy less and less crap but I still seem to end up spending hundreds of bucks on junk that gets thrown away within a month or two =|

I think I'm doing christmas wrong or something...

P.S. Those poor supermarket santas.



Cell -> RE: Come sit on Santa's lap... (12/21/2015 2:02:31 PM)

BDSM Santa... Is nothing sacred! [&:]
Did it come off as funny or sleezy? Lol



shiftyw -> RE: Come sit on Santa's lap... (12/21/2015 8:12:32 PM)

I want a puppy (like canine- not like a person- you sickos).
I also want world peace.

Make it happen, chop chop Santa...



Lucylastic -> RE: Come sit on Santa's lap... (12/21/2015 11:30:09 PM)

I want whirled peas.
I also want...not much...im in a good place right now...
ok there is this vac bed, I have my eye on.......oh and I would like my toys back, but thats not a job for santa.
This year has been a bugger and a beauty, I want santa to leave a hug to all my friends n family.



LadyConstanze -> RE: Come sit on Santa's lap... (12/22/2015 3:31:31 AM)

I want valium, for me and the puppy... And I need new furniture, clothes and carpets, and wooden banisters.... He eats EVERYTHING



Lucylastic -> RE: Come sit on Santa's lap... (12/23/2015 7:21:41 AM)

I wish you luck with the puppy...the last time that happened to me was over ten years ago, but I remember it well
Hide your shoes!!!!
Merry Christmas :)



Lucylastic -> RE: Come sit on Santa's lap... (12/23/2015 7:23:32 AM)

Im not entirely sure why this appeals to me:)

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