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Sae ye say that yer a model ?It that nae a glaswegian term fur a wynd hussy fud ?Howfur muckle dae ye charge fur a trick bonny loassie?
Whit pairt o' th' gorbells 'n' sockiehall wynd is yer patch ye howfin fud whore? Ye gie scots girls a ill name sellin` th' cunny sae cheap 'n' advertizing fud oan line! Ye wull notr fin' ony got somehin clients fur yer dosh making scemes oan collarspace message boards lassie!
Ah wid scoot if ah wis thee afore th' predatory sock fud hunters come keekin tae mak e ye thair neist meal sittin` duck! Wghat size knockers dae ye possess missy lassie.
Ah see ye cam ower 'ere tae mairie some sassenach bas nonce is that nae richt?
Did ye ever dae a striptease ur git yoursel whipped at th' glescae kinky fetish fair?
Howfur muckle dae ye charge fur a gobble bonny lassie?Hae ye ever taken coals tae newcastlre, scouse tae liverpool ur puddin tae yorkshire?
Urr ye merrit tae a ginger heavy? say awright tae him fur we how come dinnae ye?
Ah bet ye loue in doon in northern englain wi' al;l that lovey green countryside? better than a' that figging sand ye git doon in southern california in jobby holes bide victorville! Heich desert mah aresehole 'n' deaths glen is a shithole stowed oot o' sand. A' they frigging josua trees 'n' brambleweed. Palmdale 'n' barstow ur pumpin' shitholes.San bernadino county is a th' lairgest us county 'n' a tot waster o' space.Th' sheriffs deputies ur a' faggot dudes fresh aff a picture set o' columbo. Los angeles is a series o' villsages linked by hundreds o' highways. Screw roeo take the motor tis tae pumpin' lang 'n' boring tae take the motor doon.
Howfur ur th' twa mukkers o' yers lucylastic 'n' lassie pact? Th' turd freedom dwarf 'n' dvr 22999874 th' ken it a' na hee haw wee lee. 'n' th' demented 'n' demonic former moderator osidegirl
nicht?
Sae ye say that yer a model ?It that nae a glaswegian term fur a wynd hussy fud ?Howfur muckle dae ye charge fur a trick bonny loassie?
Whit pairt o' th' gorbells 'n' sockiehall wynd is yer patch ye howfin fud whore? Ye gie scots girls a ill name sellin` th' cunny sae cheap 'n' advertizing fud oan line! Ye wull notr fin' ony got somehin clients fur yer dosh making scemes oan collarspace message boards lassie!
Ah wid scoot if ah wis thee afore th' predatory sock fud hunters come keekin tae mak e ye thair neist meal sittin` duck! Wghat size knockers dae ye possess missy lassie.
Ah see ye cam ower 'ere tae mairie some sassenach bas nonce is that nae richt?
Did ye ever dae a striptease ur git yoursel whipped at th' glescae kinky fetish fair?
Howfur muckle dae ye charge fur a gobble bonny lassie?Hae ye ever taken coals tae newcastlre, scouse tae liverpool ur puddin tae yorkshire?
Urr ye merrit tae a ginger heavy? say awright tae him fur we how come dinnae ye?
Ah bet ye loue in doon in northern englain wi' al;l that lovey green countryside? better than a' that figging sand ye git doon in southern california in jobby holes bide victorville! Heich desert mah aresehole 'n' deaths glen is a shithole stowed oot o' sand. A' they frigging josua trees 'n' brambleweed. Palmdale 'n' barstow ur pumpin' shitholes.San bernadino county is a th' lairgest us county 'n' a tot waster o' space.Th' sheriffs deputies ur a' faggot dudes fresh aff a picture set o' columbo. Los angeles is a series o' villsages linked by hundreds o' highways. Screw roeo take the motor tis tae pumpin' lang 'n' boring tae take the motor doon.
How come dinnae ye learn tae speak scots ye shower o' goddamn sassenach foreigners. We scots ur sae hady we even wur shirts wi'oot jock straps in th' depths o' severe snaw storms in winter 'n' we dae nae even cover ur legs 'n' oor cocks hing oot.
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