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royalarchmason -> Jockey shorts George (1/10/2016 12:32:08 AM)
I am a Jock and a proud Highlander. I wear a kilt with no underwear. I joined because I heard that there was a Sock Society here and I keep my Dirk in my left sock. Now I do not want any yankydoodle dandy nonsense from you colonials. Believe me you'd not want any angry highlander charging at you holding shield and sword with his kilt riding high in the wind exposing his 15 inch erect cock ripe for raping and pillaging! Hock I de nue!

LadyPact -> RE: Jockey shorts George (1/10/2016 12:37:19 AM)
Stop, Kevin. Just stop. Go back to your therapist, take your meds, do whatever you've got to do. This is not the behavior of a normal 38 year old grown man.

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Jockey shorts George (1/10/2016 12:42:34 AM)
But he is NOT a normal man of any age or any sort

LadyPact -> RE: Jockey shorts George (1/10/2016 12:53:46 AM)
I'm aware.

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Jockey shorts George (1/10/2016 12:57:02 AM)
I have never met anything quite like it...................I have stepped in it on a hot day and had to scrape it off on the gutter, but I never met it.

LadyPact -> RE: Jockey shorts George (1/10/2016 1:07:19 AM)
My compassion in this case is running thin.

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Jockey shorts George (1/10/2016 1:09:49 AM)
compassion is like sympathy.................and he can find that any time if he looks in the right place

luckysockpuss -> RE: Jockey shorts George (1/10/2016 5:38:45 AM)
Hello there George I see you lost those goddamn shorts you wear under that weird kilt of yours again. How is the annoying sock Business doing your end?

Gretasockpuss -> RE: Jockey shorts George (1/10/2016 8:03:45 AM)
I gonna tell ma mom of you! I am not ancient like a 38 year old, I am 9 years old but am cleverer than you old folks.

padrepedro -> RE: Jockey shorts George (1/12/2016 6:20:11 AM)
What on earth! Who is claiming to be 9 years of age?Jail bait and log sentence looking for anyone getting involved in that sort of sordid activity.

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