It's just too convoluted.
Most Americans wouldn't be able to follow it.
A lot of Americans can't spell either.
Many Americans use the wrong words; ie, there/their, brake/break, bare/bear, to/two/too etc.
Then there are international spellings; fiber/fibre, center/centre etc that would change the last word in the sentence.
Naaa... it's just too full of potential holes to be fun.
You missed your, you're, yore and yaw.
That's what makes it fun. Hell, English alone has over half a million words to play with some with more than 50 shades of meaning. Why wouldn't you play with them?
Fuck up, Noddy
Not only dopey, drowsily yawning.
"The more defects a man may have, the older he is, the less lovable, the more resounding his success." Donatien Alphonse François
Dummheit straft sich selbst.