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Wayward5oul -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/18/2016 7:35:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DocStrange


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ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul


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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

A lot of people just put cumpots on 'hide' and enjoy the site a lot more.

This is true. But sometimes we get bored so we just egg him on. It usually doesn't take long for him to start getting frustrated and talking in ALL CAPS with LARGE, COLORED FONTS, and inserting insulting images. His critique of posters' intelligence gets more frequent as he gets more frustrated.

Its good entertainment when my phone is charging and I can't play my word games.

It is really funny when you prove him wrong. It really drives him crazy


Yes it is. And there are supposedly several people that he has on hide that he still manages to make comments about their posts. He really makes it easy sometimes.



mechski -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/18/2016 7:37:08 PM)

DVR) you are the kind of person that hides behind mirrors. Let me hide in my armor car, in my bullet proof vest, while I shoot bullets. You better put "it" on hide, because I already have a good idea about you, from all your idiotic suggestions on some of these posts. Come out and play, open up that can of worms.


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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

I put it on 'hide' after about it's second or third post I think. It cuts down a lot of the rubbish in the threads. Makes a lot more sense reading the ones I DON'T have on hide too *smile*




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/18/2016 8:32:20 PM)

It sounds like a captain I once sailed with. Mad as a maggot and would hold his breath and stamp his feet like a 2 year old if you proved him wrong. Honest, I watched him one morning, right outdide the galley and he went purple !!!! *LOL* He got punched out a number of times but kept coming back for more. Totally stupid and had no people skills whatsoever........sounds JUST like cumpots............and I still think cumpots is an ' it ' not a 'he ' . prove me wrong *smile*



Dvr22999874 -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/18/2016 8:38:04 PM)

muppetski is another one, (just above me on this thread); it went on hide almost as soon as it reared it's ugly head on here. It really does make the boards a much more pleasant place.



LadyPact -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/18/2016 8:55:50 PM)

<Fast Reply to the OP>

First, allow me to say I am the biggest computer twit on the entire site. Take anything I say about these matters with a grain of salt.

If you were experiencing this Monday/Tuesday, it was site specific. I tried a couple of things before daytime play on Monday and wasn't successful at all. TPTB were doing some things with the system, as DreamLady pointed out.



mechski -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/18/2016 9:27:41 PM)

"muppetski" That is actually some really funny shit. Do you think I GAF?

If I am on "hide" how did you see my message? Sailor wanna be. I could tell you about a real sailor (my dad)


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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

muppetski is another one, (just above me on this thread); it went on hide almost as soon as it reared it's ugly head on here. It really does make the boards a much more pleasant place.




crumpets -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/18/2016 9:38:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic
on and off, owing to Active Server Pages( ASP) database issues.
The databases are a huge part of running the site.
ASP was an issue going back before november.
Personally I would like to see them shut it completely, both sides and work on it


Do you have more information on the ASP issue that they're experiencing?
I sometimes get errors that indicate that they didn't test their changes - but it would be great to get more detail.

As for the trolls, it's amazing that they all post at once, as witnessed by this screenshot below (which indicates they are likely one and the same person)...
"Photo removed for violating forum rules"



Lucylastic -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/18/2016 9:41:48 PM)

no they are not the same person..

No I didnt take screen shots... its not an unusual thing I have seen.
Ive had issues with links dealing with databases, but my experience does not dealing with this type of db.



mechski -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/18/2016 9:46:44 PM)

I have little doubt that Greta is more of a man than you are. I am actually getting a kick out of watching you hide behind "hide" and act like you can say something to bother me. Google the word coward.

Put someone on hide and move on. I can respect that. Put someone on hide and than talk about them?....you really don't want to know what I think about this behavior. But, get me out of your head bro....lol.

I think your "head" is already a dangerous place, for you. Like a playground full of kids without adult supervision. And they just ate cake.
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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

muppetski is another one, (just above me on this thread); it went on hide almost as soon as it reared it's ugly head on here. It really does make the boards a much more pleasant place.




stef -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/19/2016 12:20:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mechski

DVR) you are the kind of person that hides behind mirrors. Let me hide in my armor car, in my bullet proof vest, while I shoot bullets.

Good lord, the only thing you appear to be hiding is your head up your ass.

*plonk*



LadyPact -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/19/2016 12:30:50 PM)

I'm straight. I can promise that I can get more women than most men do.



HugeStrapon4Me -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/19/2016 2:36:23 PM)

Just a few minutes ago the site came up as a blank page. Never had this problem when the site was CollarMe. There are at least a dozen things wrong with the site that wasn't messed up with the original site.

The ones that bug me the most,

* Pictures Not Loading Properly - Something that many members have complained about, but yet there has been no fix for. Some peoples pictures do not show up in search that have uploaded pictures to their profiles.

* Profile Text Gaps - When you fill out your about area text you end up with 2 line gaps instead of one. I use a text editor to do mine, then copy & paste which fixes this for me but its still annoying.

* Load Times & Site Crashes - I find it hard to believe its the traffic to the site unless of course they are using shared hosting packages or their server does not have the proper hardware memory, cpu, etc to support the loads. I mean take something like eBay which has tons of members & you never see it time out, or even things like Facebook. You cant run a well populated site on a 286 or 8086/8088 XT & you need something better then a 12 baud modem. (Humor)

I honestly wonder about the person who takes care of the site (the webmaster). I mean if you cant code or fix issues, find someone who can.

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On note of blocking crumpets, no need. I look at him as one of those types who feels the need to put his 2 cents in just to make his Posts Count higher wither what he is posting is useful or not. Happens a lot of most forums. Me I could care less how many posts I have, if what I have to say is not useful to that which I am posting or replying to. So I would assume that at least 1320 if his posts are garbage, and I am giving him credit for at least 1 being useful in some way being his current count is at 1321.

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[image]http://i68.tinypic.com/2h2mb6t.png[/image]
[image]http://www.speedtest.net/result/5100920903.png[/image]

As you can see its not just me... Was even nice enough to include a speed test there for crumpets so he doesn't feel left out, or feel that I am to slow to load up a web page. Perhaps he will think of some other useless information to have me post to make him feel better? Oh shit, I waited 5 mins to do the speed test! Does that mean at 5:50PM I was to slow to load up the site? ...

[:D]



DocStrange -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/19/2016 2:36:30 PM)

Show off [8D]



Wayward5oul -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/19/2016 4:16:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

no they are not the same person..

No I didnt take screen shots... its not an unusual thing I have seen.
Ive had issues with links dealing with databases, but my experience does not dealing with this type of db.

Watch it Lucy. He might start accusing you of being a troll as well. [sm=celebrating-smileys.gif]



Lucylastic -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/19/2016 5:21:08 PM)

Im in good company then:)
[sm=line.gif]



HugeStrapon4Me -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/19/2016 8:24:19 PM)

Hmm so I noticed now the site shows a blank white page to me in Firefox, but in IE the site loads up just fine. Changing pages, and load times are the same though.



crumpets -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/20/2016 4:28:57 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic
no they are not the same person..


If they're not the same person, then they think extremely alike, since their trolls generally come in groups.



Lucylastic -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/20/2016 4:42:25 AM)

I would heartily disagree, but there is no point , huh



crumpets -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/20/2016 5:59:51 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic
there is no point , huh


Agreed.



Wayward5oul -> RE: Slow Load Times (2/20/2016 10:23:12 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Im in good company then:)
[sm=line.gif]


LOL we do have fun don't we?



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