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lifeimprisonmen1 -> Beg life imprisonmen! (3/16/2016 7:19:30 AM)

I am a phD student. I am looking for a wealthy lady.She must have a large and luxurious house and Luxury car,maybe have yacht,private plane...
I want to be her prisoner all my life, with handcuffs and fetters.
My email: [email protected]



SinFix -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/16/2016 10:37:23 AM)

ummm... So, a question for you, if you are imprisoned for life why does it matter what she owns? Cause if you're imprisoned you will not be having any use of those items you listed.



mnottertail -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/16/2016 10:38:51 AM)

I think he wants to be a pillow princess.



LilJuly76 -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/16/2016 2:51:47 PM)

I think he wants a sugar mama



UllrsIshtar -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/16/2016 3:11:46 PM)

He's being ironic, and trying to make fun of all the female profiles of Dommes looking for him to provide those exact things.



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/16/2016 9:56:00 PM)

Yegads, if she exists, I'll be her sub & work for it too. No need to imprison me!!!!!! [sm=smiley_balloon002.gif]



lifeimprisonmen1 -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/17/2016 7:02:47 AM)

Of course，undoubtedly，I can make money by myself. But search a wealthy mistress(like princeness) is my dream.



dreamlady -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/17/2016 7:40:33 AM)

Evidently logic isn't one of your areas of study. Why would a PhD student want to throw away his education by living out his life as the dungeon prisoner in a mansion? As has been pointed out, none of these luxury amenities would make one bit of difference because you wouldn't be in any position to avail yourself of them (see Item 5 below), unless you expect some sort of pimped-out dungeon accommodations. [8|]

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ORIGINAL: lifeimprisonmen1
I am a phD student.I am looking for a wealthy lady.
She must have a large and luxurious house (better with dungeon) and Luxury car,maybe have yacht,private plane...
I want to be her prisoner all my life, with handcuffs and fetters.

1. Do you really think that a woman of means won't have you thoroughly checked out and discover that you are full of shit and that you're no candidate for a PhD?

2. What does an independently wealthy woman need with a Chinese prisoner?

3. What makes you think anybody with two brain cells would take on the burden (not to mention risk going to prison themselves) of keeping a parasitic prisoner for free? You would have to pay somebody with income you wouldn't be able to generate, to cater to your fantasy, and a rich woman doesn't need your money.

4. So, what do you bring to the table? I don't see you offering anything that anybody would want other than your shackled self, and nobody needs to outsource in order to find a local 30-year-old wastrel who wants to hide under a rock rather than go out and face the world.

5. If you can't get yourself imprisoned for life there in China, then cross the border into North Korea. Plenty of internment camps there, and they don't much like the Chinese. (Or anybody else for that matter)

6. Get a life. Then go live it.

DreamLady

Edited for clarity.



lifeimprisonmen1 -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/17/2016 9:05:00 AM)

MY major is Chinese ancient literature.
I am in Hong Kong SAR.Here is free world.




lifeimprisonmen1 -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/17/2016 9:15:55 AM)

I search the mistress, do not care her ethnicity.
Of cousre, Aisan is best.
If you care, I have nothing to do with it.



betataster -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/17/2016 10:39:28 AM)

He's just giving voice to a male fantasy.



Nepthys61 -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/17/2016 10:58:46 AM)


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ORIGINAL: betataster

He's just giving voice to a male fantasy.


The question for me is this.....is HE the one with the male fantasy that he is actually an asset to a woman of that much worth?



betataster -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/17/2016 11:20:07 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Nepthys61

The question for me is this.....is HE the one with the male fantasy that he is actually an asset to a woman of that much worth?


The concept is that there is a woman that would get off on having a man imprisoned in this fashion. Like I said, it's a fantasy, and if he were thrown in a dungeon and ignored except for bread and water delivered impersonally through a slot in the door, I imagine he'd want to go home after about three days of that.



LilJuly76 -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/17/2016 2:44:56 PM)

gotta love your response again dreamlady

and I definitely think it's a fantasy also



BitaTruble -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/17/2016 3:07:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: betataster

The concept is that there is a woman that would get off on having a man imprisoned in this fashion. Like I said, it's a fantasy, and if he were thrown in a dungeon and ignored except for bread and water delivered impersonally through a slot in the door, I imagine he'd want to go home after about three days of that.


But.. butt.. it could be Artisan Bread and Kona Nigari water! The broad is rich and living on a yacht. I doubt its tap and no Chef worth their salt is going to serve anything less than artistic excellence for such a lady. You just don't have room for moldy bread in a galley.. even to feed prisoners. Space is much too precious.

Think of it.. the lull of the sea as the yacht rocks gently on the waves.. the boredom from the sheer hours with nothing to do but sleep. You begin to lose track of time.

Might go longer than three days.

Damn shame I bought that helicopter instead of the yacht. ::sigh:: Hindsight.



lifeimprisonmen1 -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/17/2016 8:57:26 PM)

i want to search a Princess as my mistress, it is my dream.
It is not relevant to my degree.
That is to say, I remain have chance to do my research when i am cooped up in a dungeon.



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/18/2016 4:58:47 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: lifeimprisonmen1

i want to search a Princess as my mistress, it is my dream.
It is not relevant to my degree.
That is to say, I remain have chance to do my research when i am cooped up in a dungeon.


Not being facetious, but do you understand a word of what we're telling you?
1) a dungeon is a dungeon.
2) why do you think you'll be allowed to study? Defeats the purpose of said dungeon.
3) do you expect her to take you in, what I think you think, your own personal cage in every home or travel conveyance?
4) A DUNGEON IS A DUNGEON IS A DUNGEON. IMPRISONMENT. YOU GO NOWHERE. NO TRAVEL. NO LUXURIES. NOTHING. NADA. ZIP. ZERO. ZILCH. KAPUT. RIEN. 0.00
5) dreams are nice, but that's ALL they are, dreams, fantasies, make-believe. If it's intruding on your real life, get help.
6) if, and that's a huuuuge IF, you should find someone (young dumb & stupid OR doesn't care crazy), it won't be a luxurious giant prison type cell. Think more along the lines of a dog cage. Might be a blanket, might not. Clothes? Could be none. Wire mesh on cement floor? Highly possible. Soundproof room. Oooooo yeah. She won't want family or neighbors to hear you.
What are you going to eat? Could it be actual real dog food? Table scraps? Drink nothing but tap water?

Yegads, here I am, submissive, with a twisted mind ser!!!!!! As Gomer Pyles would say: "Surpriiise, Surpriiise!"

P.S. This was an exercise in fun. Yeeeeehaaaaw



lifeimprisonmen1 -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/18/2016 6:53:53 AM)

Thanks, I remain want to say, It is my dream, I have a dream of looking for a princess.
I am looking forward to a princess as my mistress.
Forgive me, my major is literature.







lifeimprisonmen1 -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/18/2016 7:00:45 AM)

If I finally cannot find a Princess.
It doesnot matter.
but i must have a try, otherwise I will regret！



Baldrick -> RE: Beg life imprisonmen! (3/18/2016 7:04:33 AM)

You are out of your gourd



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