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WickedsDesire -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/17/2016 7:41:07 AM)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeRMOOg9ztw

humane traps I hope :)




WhoreMods -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/17/2016 8:38:56 AM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

If the rabbits can handle those peppers, then they won't even notice the annihilation of most of the solar system: they obviously don't need to breathe.
[;)]


Great, forget the zombie apocalypse, the world is going to be wiped out by mutant pepper eating rabbits.




Today your garden, tomorrow, the world!




Chaska -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/17/2016 9:06:59 AM)

You could(?) be dealing with the Jack O' Wabbit better known as the mythical Jack A' Lope or "Warrior Wabbit" able to leap small fences in a single bound (said to move with lighting speeds of up to 90 MPH). Hunting or killing them in your preferred method with a Jack A' Lope hunting license is allowable (so I hear) although there are a couple caveats, specifically that the hunter cannot have an IQ higher than 72 and can hunt only between midnight and 2 a.m. each June 31st. So until next year...




jlf1961 -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/17/2016 9:14:14 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Chaska

You could(?) be dealing with the Jack O' Wabbit better known as the mythical Jack A' Lope or "Warrior Wabbit" able to leap small fences in a single bound (said to move with lighting speeds of up to 90 MPH). Hunting or killing them in your preferred method with a Jack A' Lope hunting license is allowable (so I hear) although there are a couple caveats, specifically that the hunter cannot have an IQ higher than 72 and can hunt only between midnight and 2 a.m. each June 31st. So until next year...




The creature to which you refer is in the same category of creatures as the infamous beer drinking giant armadillo, and spend their pre adult years on the continent of Australia (they think they are a completely different species, often referred to as a kangaroo or roo) and migrate back to Texas upon reaching maturity.

The adults often outweigh your average buffalo and have been known to be as tall as 12 feet (if you listen to some of the old timers after they have had a belly full of beer and are talking to damn yankees.)




Chaska -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/17/2016 10:02:04 AM)

Aw, them beer thiefin varmints.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub2lgjWxsRY




Gauge -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/17/2016 10:06:27 AM)

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Well, as I said, with that much antimatter, the entire solar system would pretty much be toast, and thus the rabbits would cease to exist.

Now, granted, that might, just MIGHT make things difficult for the rest of us, and my garden would probably cease to exist.....


As for rubber snakes, if these things are eating the hottest chili peppers on the planet, I doubt a snake (rubber or otherwise) is gonna phase them one bit.

What I am trying to figure out is how the damn things are getting into the garden in the first place.

The evolution of this fence began with your standard fence (granted it was primarily to keep the deer out) and now has evolved into the fence being buried about 18 inches in the ground. There is no sign of them having tunneled into the garden, so at this point, I am beginning to think they have learned to climb.


Have you ever considered that they have learned to fly? It is not without precedent in nature... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJfPV7HU1IM




Chaska -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/17/2016 10:25:57 AM)

Newfie Joke!

Never choke in a pub in Newfoundland :)

Two newfies walk into a pub. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the newfies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The newfie walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Newfie walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd herd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!'




jlf1961 -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/17/2016 12:35:05 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Chaska

Newfie Joke!

Never choke in a pub in Newfoundland :)

Two newfies walk into a pub. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the newfies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The newfie walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Newfie walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd herd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!'



Actually, I have heard that joke in reference to rednecks, cowboys, aggies, sooners, brits, scots, irish, etc. And it is probably older than I am.

Thus, proving that canadians not only do not know bacon, they need to find new jokes.




Chaska -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/17/2016 3:15:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: Chaska

You could(?) be dealing with the Jack O' Wabbit better known as the mythical Jack A' Lope or "Warrior Wabbit" able to leap small fences in a single bound (said to move with lighting speeds of up to 90 MPH). Hunting or killing them in your preferred method with a Jack A' Lope hunting license is allowable (so I hear) although there are a couple caveats, specifically that the hunter cannot have an IQ higher than 72 and can hunt only between midnight and 2 a.m. each June 31st. So until next year...




The creature to which you refer is in the same category of creatures as the infamous beer drinking giant armadillo, and spend their pre adult years on the continent of Australia (they think they are a completely different species, often referred to as a kangaroo or roo) and migrate back to Texas upon reaching maturity.

The adults often outweigh your average buffalo and have been known to be as tall as 12 feet (if you listen to some of the old timers after they have had a belly full of beer and are talking to damn yankees.)






Chaska -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/17/2016 3:17:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: Chaska

Newfie Joke!

Never choke in a pub in Newfoundland :)

Two newfies walk into a pub. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the newfies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The newfie walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Newfie walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd herd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!'



Actually, I have heard that joke in reference to rednecks, cowboys, aggies, sooners, brits, scots, irish, etc. And it is probably older than I am.

Thus, proving that canadians not only do not know bacon, they need to find new jokes.



Ok, I get it, I'm an old geezer. However if you wish to discuss Canadian bacon it predates, Me, you, Monty Python's vid and the Newfie Joke. Something I would think a genius such as yourself would know.

American Bacon: Pork Belly. Canadian Bacon: Pork Loin. Canadian bacon is more like ham than the streaky cured and smoked strips of bacon that most of us are used to. American bacon comes from the fatty belly of the pig while Canadian bacon is typically cut from the loin.

Short answer, in the US "Canadian Bacon" is made from the loin of pork and ham is made from specific parts of the leg, thigh or rump of the pig.

But there's a long answer that's called for too:

If you order bacon in a restaurant in Canada you get the same thing you do in the USA, streaky bacon made from the pork belly.

So where do Americans get this concept of "Canadian Bacon" from?

Anybody who's traveled to the UK has probably had the experience of being served a "Full English" breakfast with a different sort of bacon made from the whole pork loin and brine cured rather than smoked. They sometimes call this Irish bacon even thought there's apparently nothing especially uniquely Irish about it (in fact, then as now most pork sold in the UK came from Denmark).

For a long time in English Canada most of the population were first or 2nd generation immigrants from the British Isles who brought with them their preference for this style of bacon as a breakfast meat. Somewhere along the line they started using only the eye of loin and the cut acquired a crust of ground split peas. Canadians call this bacon "back bacon" or "peameal bacon" in 50 years I've never heard a Canadian refer to this product as "Canadian bacon".

However that is a cold trail, the path to what Americans call "Canadian Bacon" is back in Britain. During the Victorian era Canada started exporting pork to Britain, due to the shipping times before widespread refrigeration it needed to be cured for shipping and smoking was preferred for this purpose over brine curing, initially the primary market was for smoked wiltshire sides but at some point (possibly during WWI but maybe earlier) there was a generalized pork shortage in the UK and they started to import any cuts they could get, this included smoked loins, this was a combination that was unknown in the UK so they had to give it a name and they started to call it "Canadian Bacon" to distinguish it from unsmoked "Irish Bacon".


Restaurants and stores would put up signs that said "we have Canadian Bacon" which to the Brits meant "unlike last week we now have some kind of bacon". During WWI American soldiers in Britain saw these signs and assumed that Canadian Bacon was being promoted as a a premium product and they experienced and enjoyed the product and brought the idea back to the US with them. The final step was industrial meat packers deciding to pack the product into casings rather than leave it in the natural eye of loin shape. Once the necessity to smoke the pork for shipping was phased out in favour of refrigeration "Canadian Bacon" basically disappeared from the UK.

So that's how we wound up with the US having a product called Canadian bacon that has almost nothing to do with the bacon products Canadian people eat.




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/17/2016 4:04:03 PM)

When I was a kid in England, we had 'long back' which was the streaky and the eye all in one long piece ( which we get over here now), 'short back' which was the eye and a couple of inches towards the streaky and then of course, there was 'streaky', which is what Americans call bacon I believe.

There was smoked and green ( unsmoked), Danish, Canadian and Irish bacon available and if you were lucky, there might even be some Lincolnshire which was really delicious.





Bunnicula -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/18/2016 2:00:03 AM)


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2,000,000,000 long tons of anti matter.
1 really big magnetic bottle to contain antimatter
30 feet of wire
1 push button micro switch


It seems that my rabbit proof garden fence aint is rabbit proof, the damn things are getting to my freaking pepper plants (nothing else, just the damn pepper plants.)



What usually works for me is champagne, chocolate, handcuffs and a whip....[8|]




jlf1961 -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/18/2016 7:03:46 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Bunnicula


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

2,000,000,000 long tons of anti matter.
1 really big magnetic bottle to contain antimatter
30 feet of wire
1 push button micro switch


It seems that my rabbit proof garden fence aint is rabbit proof, the damn things are getting to my freaking pepper plants (nothing else, just the damn pepper plants.)



What usually works for me is champagne, chocolate, handcuffs and a whip....[8|]



The difference is that you are not less than a foot tall, hop around and get in my garden and eat my freaking super hot peppers!!!




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