|
Kirata -> Here's a funny news item.... (8/24/2016 1:16:43 PM)
|
Omaha Father Spots Brownies in Back Seat Of Car Used By His Adult Children . . . Immediately Devours Four and Is Found Later Saying Bizarre Things To The Family Cat
Omaha paramedics were called to a home in Omaha after a 53-year-old father spotted brownies in the back seat of a car used by his adult children. Being a Dad, he predictably immediately ate four of them. He was later found by his wife saying bizarre things to the family cat. Police believe that the brownies were laced with pot.
[image]https://jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/212px-homer_simpson_2006.png[/image]
Paramedics observed the father crawling around on the floor . . . The father declined to go to the hospital but paramedics took him to bed. The story reaffirms that fathers are refreshingly predictable. When we see a pile of brownies, we will eat them in true Homeresque fashion. If we end up yelling profanities at the cat, it is hardly our fault.
K.
|
|
|
|
