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dcnovice -> America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 6:56:02 AM)

Rush Limbaugh warns that federally paid 'lesbian farmers' could invade your town

http://www.dailydot.com/irl/lesbian-and-transgender-hillbillies-are-taking-over-your-town/

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In related news, Pink Acres is the most eagerly awaited new sitcom of the fall lineup.

Pink Acres is the place to be,
With funds Obama gave to me.
Dyke farming is the way to go.
Then let's butch it up at the rodeo!

So sorry, but I have to say,
I'm most allergic to the gay.
Herb gardens can be sweet and great,
But, you know, true farming is for the straight.

Please give the farmer dykes a chance.
Lesbians are the bomb with plants.
Just wait till we haul in those crops.
Pink Acres will be USDA tops!



thompsonx -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 7:03:12 AM)


ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Rush Limbaugh warns that federally paid 'lesbian farmers' could invade your town

http://www.dailydot.com/irl/lesbian-and-transgender-hillbillies-are-taking-over-your-town/

* * *


In related news, Pink Acres is the most eagerly awaited new sitcom of the fall lineup.

Pink Acres is the place to be,
With funds Obama gave to me.
Dyke farming is the way to go.
Then let's butch it up at the rodeo!

So sorry, but I have to say,
I'm most allergic to the gay.
Herb gardens can be sweet and great,
But, you know, true farming is for the straight.

Please give the farmer dykes a chance.
Lesbians are the bomb with plants.
Just wait till we haul in those crops.
Pink Acres will be USDA tops!


Just when you think he cannot get deeper into his drugs he proves us wrong.



PeonForHer -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 7:16:08 AM)

Do they have to farm naked and have hot steamy action on tractors and in haylofts and stuff to get these federal payments?



Lucylastic -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 7:17:21 AM)

I think limbo is just waiting for trump to open his 24/7 all hate all the time media empire, its going to be yuge, bigly yuge



WhoreMods -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 7:59:34 AM)

Have Limpdick and the circus peanut been seen together, now that you mention this? One could be the other's secret identity, as they're both flabby-faced white guys who are ageing badly and think that impulse control is something only liberals do. Put a stupid wig (or caterpillar) on Limpdick, and he'd be the spit of Flump.



mnottertail -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 9:46:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Do they have to farm naked and have hot steamy action on tractors and in haylofts and stuff to get these federal payments?

If they don't my legislator will not survive the election.



thompsonx -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 10:10:31 AM)


ORIGINAL: mnottertail


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Do they have to farm naked and have hot steamy action on tractors and in haylofts and stuff to get these federal payments?




If they don't my legislator will not survive the election.


And if the legislature makes it manditory?



Nnanji -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 11:03:13 AM)

Hum, everyone above read the article as an anti-lesbian rant. What it is, is commentary on the Fedearl Government waiting money. Even at that, it wasn't put into context.

I guess the haters just have to hate.



thompsonx -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 11:15:08 AM)


ORIGINAL: Nnanji

Hum, everyone above read the article as an anti-lesbian rant.

Which ones?


What it is, is commentary on the Fedearl Government waiting money. Even at that, it wasn't put into context.


I have read the article and this was what I found that references what you have posted.

"The Daily Dot was not able to find the sign-up sheet for lesbian farm money, but we plan to keep looking—and as soon as Obama gives the orders, we plan to retire to the blue hills of Kentucky with our lesbian hay-baling militia in tow.

Perhaps you could link us to the lesbian farm subsidy?

I guess the haters just have to hate.

Are you against all farm subsidies or just the ones to gay people?



mythicalsex -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 12:39:58 PM)

lesbian farm.

wow.

no point in wasting time on wishing i could work there but it's a sexy fantasy.



mnottertail -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 12:59:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Nnanji

Hum, everyone above read the article as an anti-lesbian rant. What it is, is commentary on the Fedearl Government waiting money. Even at that, it wasn't put into context.

I guess the haters just have to hate.

Oh, it thought it was nutsucker toiletlicking like it always is.

The Federal Goverment could stop wasting money on those nutsuckers down in the legislature and he could 'commentary' about that. Instead he toiletlicks like the nutsuckers are wont to do, and then a slither of nutsuckers felch it as something of wondrous intellect, which it isn't, its just nutsuckerism, pure and simple.



SunDominant -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 4:51:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mythicalsex

lesbian farm.

wow.

no point in wasting time on wishing i could work there but it's a sexy fantasy.


I plan to own a similar farm in the next five years. Lesbianism is too exclusive though, bisexual women are much more inclusive.

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OsideGirl -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 4:57:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: thompsonx



Just when you think he cannot get deeper into his drugs he proves us wrong.



My first thought was "Huh...Rush is back on drugs again..."





Termyn8or -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 6:08:53 PM)

What, is this Dailydot like The Onion ?

Speaking of such things, know why Alex Jones is still alive ?

If he simply reported the facts and not his asshole conclusions they would have done something about it. But then he opens his mouth and has these outlandish conclusions. That makes his credibility tolerable to "them". You know who "they" are. The guy has real footage n shit, and while they don't like it, once he opens his mouth he becomes not a threat to the status quo.

Other thing, was Rush Limbaugh ever off the drugs ? Why would he be ? He can afford them and the doctors to prescribe them.

Anyway, I thought this was a serious forum, guess not necessarily.

T^T



Termyn8or -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 6:13:02 PM)

And BTW, I haven't bothered to look at any of this type of website for years. It just ain't worth my time.

However, this particular item might not be pure bullshit. Why might I think this ? Because of Obama wanting to let boys use the girl's room. When you have seen so much idiocy it is easy to believe just a bit more. Very LBGT friendly, a subsidy, a political motivation. I have alot of doubt about this ad to dismiss it for now, but there is a possibility that we will find it to be true in the near future.

The country is that fucked up.

T^T



Lucylastic -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 7:33:39 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Nnanji

Hum, everyone above read the article as an anti-lesbian rant. What it is, is commentary on the Fedearl Government waiting money. Even at that, it wasn't put into context.

I guess the haters just have to hate.


I certainly didnt read it as an anti lesbian rant, he is anti women, so its normal for him.

At the most, it is just a rant, by a man that is desperate to be relevant after having so much trouble with sponsorship for his show.
I did listen to him laughing about poor Ann Coulter tho (talk about a day for joyful schadenfreude)
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/rush-limbaugh-donald-trump-immigration-227424

Oh the Ann Coulter thing is hilarious.... http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/coulter-goes-to-war-with-trump-and-it-is-glorious

I listened to Glenn Beck talk about a caller being a total creepy asshole talking about rumpledforeskin flipflopping on immigration and the anger that will...ensue
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/08/24/trump-supporter-issues-threatening-message-to-gop-nominee-live-on-the-air/

Ive watched Alex Jones and Roger stone wonder if Huma abedin had her genitals mutilated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZsfwSJpq48

I watched Rogerstone say that chelsea clinton had what 4 plastic surgeries?
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a47904/roger-stone-chelsea-clinton-plastic-surgery/


yeah haters hate ....





dcnovice -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 8:53:38 PM)

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I guess the haters just have to hate.

Hate Rush Limbaugh? And miss out on his incomparable entertainment value? Hell, no.

You just know Stephen Colbert is kicking himself: "Dammit, why didn't I come up with 'Obama's sending lesbian farmers to invade the red states'?!"

Besides, hating takes a lot more energy than I have these days.



DesFIP -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 9:07:03 PM)

Igra.com International gay rodeo association. Like all the rodeo circuits, finals are held in Vegas.



thompsonx -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/25/2016 9:51:59 PM)


ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Igra.com International gay rodeo association. Like all the rodeo circuits, finals are held in Vegas.


Shades of "brokeback mountain."



bondageerone -> RE: America's Newest Threat: Lesbian Farmers (8/26/2016 2:29:21 AM)

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