DaddySatyr
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Joined: 8/29/2011 From: Pittston, Pennsyltucky Status: offline
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I'm reminded of the old joke, told by Buddy Hackett (Please remember: This was in the 70s so, some of the references will be dated): A guy spends some time with an oriental lady of the evening. He wakes up the next day and his unit is all different colors. He, immediately runs in the bathroom and showers and scrubs his member. That doesn't work. He runs around the house, grabbing whatever cleaners might work and not sting too much (and even some that will sting). Finally, he decides he needs to go to the doctor. He goes into the examination room and drops trow. The doctor says: "Hmmmm. Oriental girl?" The guy says: "YES! How did you know?" Doc says: "I saw a lot of that in the Pacific, during the war. Look, that's got to come off" The guy says: "I know. I've tried everything I could think of, but it won't come off." The doctor says: "No! I need to amputate that, before the infection spreads." The guy freaks out, yelling: "I need to think about this!" He gets dressed and runs out. He's going nuts, running all over town in a true episode because he's going to lose his dong. He finds himself in the Chinatown section of the city and he thinks: "Oriental girl ... Oriental doctor?" So, he goes into one of the offices, gets in to see the doctor and shows the new guy his shame. The Oriental doctor says: "Have you been to American doctor?" The guy nods. "What he told you?" "He said he wants to amputate." The doc says: "Oh! Ouch! You don't need to do that." The guy, breaks down crying and thanking the doctor. The doctor says: "Three ... maybe four days, that fall off, all by itself!" Michael
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A Stone in My Shoe Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me? "For that which I love, I will do horrible things"
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