Really stupid shit men do in movies

Join Our Community

Collarchat.com

Home Login Search

Really stupid shit men do in movies

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> Really stupid shit men do in movies

Page: [1] 2 next > >>

Login

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/16/2016 7:42:39 PM

Posts: 14840
Joined: 6/10/2008
From: Somewhere Texas
Status: offline

A guy has been trapped in a castle with a beast killing one person a night.

The hero comes along and kills the monster

everyone gets drunk

Guy sees a woman who he has never seen before nude standing in front of him

He starts making out with her

Turns out she is the mother of the monster.

_____________________________

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.

Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/16/2016 9:39:06 PM

Posts: 25191
Joined: 11/25/2007
From: Apple County NY
Status: offline

Beowulf re-imagined for the modern age?

_____________________________

Slave to laundry

Cynical and proud of it!

(in reply to jlf1961)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/17/2016 4:36:53 AM

Posts: 10691
Joined: 5/6/2016
Status: offline

Possibly. I've not seen the film they did of that. Christopher Lambert and a load of CGI, wasn't it?

< Message edited by WhoreMods -- 9/17/2016 4:37:05 AM >

_____________________________

On the level and looking for a square deal.

(in reply to DesFIP)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/17/2016 6:33:23 AM

Posts: 14840
Joined: 6/10/2008
From: Somewhere Texas
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

Possibly. I've not seen the film they did of that. Christopher Lambert and a load of CGI, wasn't it?

yup, steampunk beowulf

Lets look at this from a common sense perspective:

1) just about everyone in the castle been killed
2) monster killed (well badly wounded)
3) strange blonde woman shows up that has not been seen during the entire crisis
4) what does the warrior do?
a) try to fuck her
b) run a sword through her just in case

Now, me, I would op for 'b,' I mean dont care if she is half nude, got a killer body, if she aint been around during the entire time people have been ripped open like a christmas present, I aint gonna take a damn chance.

_____________________________

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.

Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI

(in reply to WhoreMods)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/18/2016 12:11:46 AM

YourSincereSlave

Posts: 82
Joined: 7/29/2016
Status: offline

Gotta try to see if she floats like a duck first.

But in all seriousness (not really...) this is yet another example of a man thinking with his dick.

(in reply to jlf1961)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/18/2016 7:47:27 AM

Posts: 10691
Joined: 5/6/2016
Status: offline

I'm sure some Freudians would insist that running her through with a sword could be symbolic of something, now you mention that...

_____________________________

On the level and looking for a square deal.

(in reply to YourSincereSlave)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/18/2016 8:12:26 AM

Posts: 302
Joined: 1/2/2005
Status: offline

If you saw The Hitcher... First rule is NEVER get out of the car after you run down Rutger Hauer

_____________________________

"Give me American supply lines, British planes, German officers and Canadian troops, and I can take over the world." Field Marshal Erwin Rommel

(in reply to WhoreMods)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/18/2016 8:23:11 AM

Posts: 11
Joined: 8/6/2011
Status: offline

Are you actually trying to equate what you saw in a movie to men in real life? Seriously?
I guess that also means that young female camp counselors run around in bra and panties when the sun goes down.

(in reply to Baldrick)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/18/2016 5:24:46 PM

Posts: 7
Joined: 9/16/2016
Status: offline

Well, there are some rather stupid things in movies.

There's a series of videos on YouTube of someone point it out... Like with Harry Potter. It'd be crazy in real life if you have serious situation where people can die and you send a ten year old to deal with the problem.

(in reply to Trucker6254)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/19/2016 4:27:07 AM

Posts: 10691
Joined: 5/6/2016
Status: offline

Not if you don't like the ten year old.

Those films make a lot more sense if you assume Dumbledore doesn't like the kid any more than the Dursleys do...

_____________________________

On the level and looking for a square deal.

(in reply to rednightowl)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/19/2016 10:41:12 AM

Posts: 23322
Joined: 10/1/2006
Status: offline

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

3) strange blonde woman shows up that has not been seen during the entire crisis
4) what does the warrior do?
a) try to fuck her
b) run a sword through her just in case

Now, me, I would op for 'b,' I mean dont care if she is half nude, got a killer body, if she aint been around during the entire time people have been ripped open like a christmas present, I aint gonna take a damn chance.

Jeff dude! You have told us of the vampire paracite woman who spends hours of your time sucking the life out of your "good guy" soul telling you about the shithead guy, who's cock she just finished sucking, who has fucked her over. That is the bitch you need to use the sword on. The unannounced blond with the smokin' hawt bod is still an unknown quantity. I vote you go with the odds here. You know the looser is a 102% non-starter. The hawt blond may alsoi be a looser but you ain't exactly a defensless "whistle punk". Keep your sword hand free and take a shot. How could it be any worse?

(in reply to jlf1961)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/19/2016 10:42:57 AM

Posts: 23322
Joined: 10/1/2006
Status: offline

ORIGINAL: Trucker6254

Are you actually trying to equate what you saw in a movie to men in real life? Seriously?
I guess that also means that young female camp counselors run around in bra and panties when the sun goes down.

They did at the camp I went to.

(in reply to Trucker6254)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/19/2016 10:45:12 AM

Posts: 23322
Joined: 10/1/2006
Status: offline

ORIGINAL: YourSincereSlave

Gotta try to see if she floats like a duck first.

But in all seriousness (not really...) this is yet another example of a man thinking with his dick.

What else have we got to think with when it comes to women who are smokin' hawt?

(in reply to YourSincereSlave)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/19/2016 10:52:05 AM

Posts: 1355
Joined: 1/19/2010
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
1) just about everyone in the castle been killed
2) monster killed (well badly wounded)
3) strange blonde woman shows up that has not been seen during the entire crisis
4) what does the warrior do?
a) try to fuck her
b) run a sword through her just in case

To be fair, the Monster's Mother is only seductive because the actress playing her wants to be sexy, not a frothing mad banshee.

(in reply to jlf1961)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/19/2016 6:29:24 PM

Posts: 2111
Joined: 1/15/2016
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

A guy has been trapped in a castle with a beast killing one person a night.

The hero comes along and kills the monster

everyone gets drunk

Guy sees a woman who he has never seen before nude standing in front of him

He starts making out with her

Turns out she is the mother of the monster.

That is NOT stoooopit shit.

If the chic is hotter than hot....dressed sluttily, knee highs, spiked heels....that she is a human devouring alien is of no consequence whatsoever.

(And just for the record.....EVEN if it is KNOWN!!!!).

It is the RESPONSIBILITY of the male to make out with her and be devoured.

(in reply to jlf1961)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/20/2016 3:53:26 PM

Posts: 652
Joined: 8/31/2016
Status: offline

All this talk of sex and violence on screen is way too much for me .

That's what I enjoyed most about Disney's "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs". , ,

Whatever happened behind doors, STAYED behind doors !!

(in reply to AtUrCervix)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/20/2016 4:12:30 PM

Posts: 10691
Joined: 5/6/2016
Status: offline

You haven't seen the out takes.
Nimble toes, that Snow White: she could do all seven of them at once...

_____________________________

On the level and looking for a square deal.

(in reply to Tangelo)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/20/2016 4:21:46 PM

Posts: 14840
Joined: 6/10/2008
From: Somewhere Texas
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

You haven't seen the out takes.
Nimble toes, that Snow White: she could do all seven of them at once...

Actually there have been at least as of 2015, 7 porn parodies of snow white, cinderella, red riding hood and hanzel and gretal.

_____________________________

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.

Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI

(in reply to WhoreMods)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/20/2016 4:48:32 PM

Posts: 652
Joined: 8/31/2016
Status: offline

Whoremods, you are WRONG !

Snow White DIDN'T have ALL seven of them. . . . . .she wasn't 'effin Stupid !

(in reply to jlf1961)

RE: Really stupid shit men do in movies - 9/20/2016 4:50:03 PM

Posts: 14415
Joined: 7/1/2005
From: United States
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Tangelo

Whoremods, you are WRONG !

Snow White DIDN'T have ALL seven of them. . . . . .she wasn't 'effin Stupid !

Is that why Grumpy was grumpy?

_____________________________

Give a girl the right shoes and she will conquer the world. ~ Marilyn Monroe

The Accelerated Velocity of Terminological Inexactitude

(in reply to Tangelo)

Page: [1] 2 next > >>

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> Really stupid shit men do in movies

Page: [1] 2 next > >>

Jump to:

New Messages	No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages	Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages	Locked w/o New Messages

Post New Thread

Reply to Message

Post New Poll

Submit Vote

Delete My Own Post

Delete My Own Thread

Rate Posts

Collarchat.com © 2024

Terms of Service

0.091