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HANS!!! - 9/20/2016 11:38:15 PM

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Don't. Just don't.

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/20/2016 11:40:19 PM

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... Christian Anderson?

Michael

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Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

"For that which I love, I will do horrible things"

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/21/2016 12:10:19 AM

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Naaahhh. . . I think it's "---- knees and bumps a daisy "

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/21/2016 12:39:46 AM

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over the ocean?.............you need hans (Max Bygraves)? Give the man a big clock ............damn, I mean hands.

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/21/2016 11:25:30 PM

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None of you have got game.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There... try that.

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/21/2016 11:30:07 PM

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somethings afoot. 12"maybe ? But on the other hand I have four fingers and a thumb

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/21/2016 11:37:13 PM

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somethings afoot. 12"maybe ? But on the other hand I have four fingers and a thumb

The game is afoot.

Your Hans is less than 2".

Why?

No idea...

Alle.....

(ridiculous beating, rending and copious shit that could be disgusting but is curious yet fucking disgusting in the process...)

meow?

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/21/2016 11:41:09 PM

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AHA !!! But can you define a puff-adder ?

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/21/2016 11:44:12 PM

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If my hands was less than 2"I would change my name to trump and take up lying as a profession.

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/21/2016 11:45:20 PM

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AHA !!! But can you define a puff-adder ?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/puff%20adder

I can't.

Hans is dead, isn't he? Tell the fucking truth.

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/21/2016 11:53:38 PM

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a puff adder is somebody who farts in the bath and counts the bubbles as they rise to the surface
No, hands is alive and well and living in downtown whoop-whoop. He has a house that fits him like a glove. Come to think of it, it IS a glove

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/21/2016 11:59:07 PM

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quote:

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a puff adder is somebody who farts in the bath and counts the bubbles as they rise to the surface
No, hands is alive and well and living in downtown whoop-whoop. He has a house that fits him like a glove. Come to think of it, it IS a glove

BRILLIANT!!!

What else are you working on??????

There are no gloves, only Hans.

I am Gauge.... hear me.....

(lots of shit that isn't fucking human)

Meowrppppt?

I mean... Glove you.

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/21/2016 11:59:15 PM

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and before you tell me that I'm nuts, I have a piece of paper from a psychiatrist that says that in HIS opinion I am sane enough to stand trial. He could of course have been wrong.

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/22/2016 12:00:20 AM

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He was pretty crazy. Kept asking questions about my sex-life. Sex aren't alive. you just put potatoes in them.

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/22/2016 12:02:58 AM

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one of these times, you and I are gonna have to find a good bar someplace and sit and talk and drink and then play 'Drunkards hide and go seek' I think gauge. You are invited too Jeff.

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/22/2016 12:07:04 AM

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and before you tell me that I'm nuts, I have a piece of paper from a psychiatrist that says that in HIS opinion I am sane enough to stand trial. He could of course have been wrong.

You rolled that paper into a ball... didn't you? You threw it for me... didn't you?

I chased it.... right?

Just try to make me the bad... (scuffle)... DOWN YOU FURRY ASSHOLE FROM HELL!!!!

I CHASED IT. RIGHT?

Chased it.

Right?

Ri...

(some fucked up shit you cannot unhear forever)

Right?

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/22/2016 12:14:22 AM

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one of these times, you and I are gonna have to find a good bar someplace and sit and talk and drink and then play 'Drunkards hide and go seek' I think gauge. You are invited too Jeff.

I drink seltzer.

If you need to get your frea....

(gutwrenching shit that I cannot even describe because humanity can't handle it and fuck shit... )

Me... FUCKING... Ow.

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/22/2016 12:19:20 AM

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Pity. It's a simple game. we all sit down with a litre or two of spirits each in front of us and talk shit til the booze is gone, then one of us gets up and leaves the room and the others all have to guess who went out. I've never known anybody get it right yet.

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RE: HANS!!! - 9/23/2016 4:49:40 AM

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I used to have Hans, but then I lost one in a sword fight, so now I have Hans Solo

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